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Guide Guild Alignment Chart

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  1. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    Looking into joining a guild, or other player organization? Confused at the massive number out there? Unable to spend ages of your valuable time figuring out a guild's vibe before you commit?

    Fear no longer: Here is the 100% Canon Guild Alignment Chart, organized with an eye to the two most important qualities a prospective guildmember would be concerned about.

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    If your guild appears in what you think is a bad spot or doesn't appear at all, reply with your corrections and I'll update it.

    VERSION 1.5 CHANGELOG:
    • Events, warring, and guild size have pushed newcomer Avarita [AVTA] slightly towards Imperium Belli, but a heartwarming speech from an impassioned recruit has also given it purchase with the Uz. Quadrant II, the most contradictory-seeming chunk of our chart, is filling up nicely.
    • Dev Notes: Though vague vibes are important, the scales have real, quantifiable traits to them. One could figure it out. The obtuse nature of the criteria is the entire point, fool.
    VERSION 1.4 CHANGELOG:
    • Dangerous truths have come to light about the previously hidden connections between the skyblock-refugee meme guilds of REALM OF UZ and FRUMAN BEE. As the latter isn't currently dealing with any twinks trying to jump ship, it was placed just to the left of the former.
    • Aequitas joins the chart. Originally directly below Avicia, their approval ratings in the sentate have granted them some leftwards movement.
    • Dev Notes: A political compass is a type of alignment chart, fool.
    VERSION 1.3 CHANGELOG:
    • A riveting interview sees [Mag] enter the chart! Though they've got a throbbingly caesarian amount of Auctoritas behind them, a notable lack of piety amongst their members and a tendency towards HQ-sniping has brought them slightly towards the materialist end of the graph.
    VERSION 1.2 CHANGELOG:
    • [fuy], after a brutal power struggle, enters the chart. Most seem to agree that they're centrists, but the disagreement has pushed them slightly into the lower-right quadrant.
    VERSION 1.1 CHANGELOG:
    • [AIn] has gained +71 Twinky Winky, placing it amongst the top tier of twink ratings.
    • [AVO]'s extremophillia was originally averaged out to the dead center of the chart, but the nature of it's antics filled some of its cellar barrels with Uz Booze, and its current SR has gained it a small nod of approval from Augustus' disembodied head.
     
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2022
  2. CatFan105

    CatFan105 Blue guy

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    No Avicia, Ico, sins of seedia, wynn legacy, titans Valor, nerfuria, blacklisted, and such
    There are like 5 guulds here
     
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    Etherweaver Overseer of the Realm

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    As an AVO member I can confirm our guild fits at the far extremes of all of those at once
     
  4. touhoku

    touhoku heavy spell pioneer Item Team CHAMPION

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    don't we have like the third highest concentration of twinks of any guild? this is really generous
     
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    WithTheFish Internet Macrocelebrity CHAMPION

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    Wxhlf’s giveaway was successful twinks are now a core part of the Wynncraft community lore
     
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    Enderae Wanderer of the Realm VIP

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  7. PlasmaWarrior

    PlasmaWarrior Fishomancer HERO

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  8. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    Your notes have been taken into account! See the changelog for the exact rationale of their new placements.
     
  9. highbread

    highbread highbread HERO

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    w-wow .... :handpointright::handpointleft:
     
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  10. Emhan

    Emhan Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    fuy should be center imo! we got warrers, lootrunners, proffers, AND roblox players!!!! (and zhight griefers ;))
     
  11. Typhoon_Alex

    Typhoon_Alex Well-Known Adventurer

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    THE AQUARIUM GUILD IS LITERALLY RADICAL LIBERAL COMMUNIST COUNTRY:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
     

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    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    i've been getting more update responses in #guild-community than on here, which is wild because I'm not posting the chart over there

    Anyway, version 1.3! After an enlightening interview, the Mage Legacy comes on in.
     
  13. one_ood

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    axis translation for anyone who has no idea what the fuck is going on:

    x axis: uncool (left) to cool (right)
    y axis: uncool (bottom) to uncool (top)
     
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  14. Pontosaurus

    Pontosaurus fuy busted moments CHAMPION

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    please ignore what other people have said, put fuy on far right

    SOOO TRUE
     
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    FrozenGalaxy Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    You should definitely put a golden Aequitas in the center, right below Avicia my beloved.
     
  16. •WhiteWolf•

    •WhiteWolf• Traumatised. HERO

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    Is no one going to point out that this is a compass meme not an alignment chart, which typically has a 3x3 grid reading lawful/neutral/chaotic across the top and good/neutral/evil down the left resulting in 9 boxes of varying 2 word phrases to describe the legal and moral standing of a box's occupant. please change your title!!
    :nerd:
     
  17. Bart (MC)

    Bart (MC) Ex-Item Maker & Day Counter (MC) CHAMPION

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    the class builder to twink pipeline is extremely tangible and a risk to all
     
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  18. Erebuis

    Erebuis Defiled Cave Enjoyer :3 (-580, 27, -580) VIP+

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    Good to see Jasmine Dragons [LEAF] on the chart :3
     
  19. Tealy

    Tealy a businessman of sorts GM CHAMPION

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  20. Plymouth

    Plymouth Why do you read this CHAMPION

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    AVO is clearly hard authoritarian left wtf...
     
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