Guide How to offend each archetype 101

Battle Monk: Just go back to your temple

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ShadeStepper: You're an introvert on another level

 

Ritualists are so sick, that's why they need that many masks
Shadestepper: Does this archetype represent your relationships in real life?

 

Trapper: Grappling hook isn't that good

 

Fallen: No, you can't kill Greg before it kills you.

 

Sharpshooter: just hit the mob
Acrobat: no vanish?

 

Acolyte: you're that one weirdo who gets satisfied over pain

Ritualist: please don't remove your mask. your breath is terrible

Trapper: Wait!


Keep waiting!

Lightbender: Ever felt like casting meteor?

 

how bout you pull some bitches with grapple hook instead

 

Summoner? How about u summon some bitches u lazy mf

 

Paladin
-you're just glorified defense stats

Fallen
- someone forgot agi and def exist..

Summoner
- they dont count as your friends, you still have none

 

updating later today

 

Paladin: Imagine not dealing any damage; then getting a second chance to prolong that suffering.
Battle Monk: Monke see, monke do.
Fallen: Just how many battle shounen clichés can one shove into a single archetype?

Shadestepper: You get B+ for trying; I'm feeling generous.
Trickster: If only crashing the server won raids.
Acrobat: The circus is next door.

Trapper: Is it worth missing your bombs for those piss poor damage traps?
Sharpshooter: You're a shooter, alright, but not very sharp.
Boltslinger: There's no shame in needing crutches to land a single shot.

Arcanist: Who gave mage laxatives?
Lightbender: How innovative. A loner with no friends to heal creates some.
Riftwalker: I'll die of old age by the time you wind up dealing decent damage.

Acolyte: You're the reason we can't have balanced bosses: they all have to adapt to your broken kit.
Ritualist: Your only purpose is to make an overpowered archetype even more broken; not yourself, btw.
Summoner: How does being the underdog feel like?

 

Here’s one for sharpshooter: Hey look you miss every shot in game, just like you miss every shot at glory IRL!

glory can be replaced with anything tbh

 

10char

 

As an acrobat, I must say that the insults under my section are astonishingly uncreative, bland and ineffective. I demand that more insulting insults be concocted!
In response to "your aerial stuff isn't cool":
we all have opinions, but now we know that yours are wrong.
In response to "how's the weather up there" (how is this even insulting):
pretty good, we usually don't get rain above the clouds

suggestion insult: imagine being so weak you have to run away from your problems.

 

taking inspiration from jakkoh:
trapper: wait for it.... yep thats right. keep waiting

 

That's not offensive, that's just true.

 

Paladin: Remember when you used to be good at something? Me neither.

 

Lightbender: You’re just like Lari; both of you can’t deal any damage.

 

did a huge update ft. amendment about nelston's video
tl'dr im fine with it, go check it out it's actually really funny lmao
and i swear if one of you send hate to him for "copying" [nerd emoji]
i have a local @Enderae shadestepper that can probably one-shot you in one backstab