SPOILER THEORY: The Truth about Wynncraft lore 2

Today I have come to an amazing revelation.

In my last theory, we established that there was a secret Lotus Cult operating everything behind the scenes. I no longer think that Wynncraft is just a big simulation though, I have now come to the realisation that we are just being toyed with in the shadows by the Lotus Cult.

So what has to be asked is how. How is EO part of the lotus cult? How could this make sense if not for some kind of matrix thing?

Recently I noticed something odd about A Journey Further:

How does Aledar KNOW we have no loved ones nor relations? Does he just assume because we aren't attractive to him, or does he KNOW?
He knows.
You know how?
The Eye told him.
I'll explain later.

In 2.0, something new was added to A Hunter's Calling. The Item Identifier was actually working with Bak'al all along


Why did I point these 2 things out?
Think about it. What do these 4 characters all have in common:
Aledar
Bak'al
The Eye
Item Identifier

The answer is that they're all Irish.
Aledar and Bak'al are ginger
The Eye speaks in Irish
The Item Identifier likes potatoes

The truth about the Lotus Cult is that they're a group of Irish people working together. Their ultimate mission is to make us get a barrel of Guinness and share it with us via a surprise party at the end of the game

More possible members include:
Lari (Speaks Irish)
Gorje (Wears green and is ginger)
Redbeard (Ginger human)

As someone who is three quarters Irish I always knew I had it in me. I should've figured this out sooner.

Why are they using a lotus as their symbol then? It's quite easy. Lotuses grow in water, and, just like the UK, Ireland gets a lot of rain. For those who don't know, rain consists of water. Also, Lotuses are plants. Green is a popular colour in Ireland, and plants are often green due to chlorophyll needed to photosynthesise.

It's safe to say I will happily be joining the Lotus cult now, and I think you should too. It'll be a jolly time.

disclaimer: i apologise that this post was very stereotype-y

 

Mhmm, then maybe all the alcohol added into the game is the work of the lotus cult?

As we know, Irish people love to drink alcohol, so I think this is quite plausible.

Perchance.

 

So thats why our carriage is broken at the start of the game, Aledar just blew it up.

 

If he knows, then does that mean... the possibility of him being attracted to us... isn't zero??!?

 

drunk dri,ving

 

so grass is green and green is a popular colour in ireland. does that mean we should touch grass now????