Random Wynncraft shower thoughts

How is each city canonically named?

What if greg has a name but his name is inconceivable to humans?

Why does General Lecade not have a nose?

Would the CT be considered gods to the citizens?

How would each language be pronounced in game?

Do we have parents in-game? Depending on how the player even came into existence, why did we get a funny name?

Nicknaming in Wynncraft is changing your identity to NPCs.

Why do all merchants, even the ones in Lutho, say 'Thank you for your business. Come again!'?

Do any NPCs have a sudden enlightenment that they're just pixels on a computer? Do they have thoughts or any free will?

Each update that changes the world changes the memories of those NPCs that are connected to that part of the world.

I took the amount of time you were reading this thread away from your life. No refunds.

 

According to the Sea Skipper, the CTs are the gods in a newly emerging religion, but Bovinism is still the dominant religion. (Though Bovinism in Wynncraft is the worshipping of Salted, the cow god.)

 

How about this:
In his illustration in ROL 4, orphion shows gavel, wynn, and the silent expanse as a line. Does this mean that the current map is the extent of the universe and fruma somehow doesn't actually exist?

 

How is each city canonically named?
I swear to god if maltic isn’t based off of the baltics ima flip

 

I think maltic is named after malt(the grain) because maltic is a farming settlement, and malt is something that gets farmed. I'm not sure though.

 

follow-up question: if they dont know theyre in a game, what do they think about so many adventurers helping them with the exact same quest?