Resource Pack HOLD HIM.

Not everyone can play God...   
  but now YOU can play WITH HIM!​

Hi, I'm Red-Eyed Knight, and the searing heat signaling humanity's impending doom has made me go insane! This resource pack transforms all of your weapons into HE. Salted. Your spears are Salted. Your bows are Salted. That garbage crafted dagger and the Ignis you can't sell are Salted.

HOW??????

Let be observed the forthcoming visualization:

Spoiler: open it PLEASE OPEN IT please

And HWHERE in HIS NAME can I download IT?!

That would be here -------_____
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|_______------> a Google Drive link <------------ HERE!!!!!!


YOU'VE DONE IT! You reached the end of the thread! I am now going to organically end this just like a conversation!
BYE!

 

April Fools idea @Salted (could also change everyone's skin too )

 

The best resource pack of all time.