Media School Newspaper Posted a Wynncraft Article

My school newspaper posted an article about Wynncraft.

The contents are sort of… interesting, to say the least.

Here’s the article.

 

"buff the archer"
as someone with 300+ hours on archer I will disagree

 

true, only warrior deserves a buff

 

"Also, if you’re reading this, Wynncraft dev team: please buff the archer. (Nerf the shaman)."

incredible

(1.19 me be like)

 

It's a school paper, so I'm not going to comment on the content, it's already awesome that they're writing about Wynncraft in the first place. Though it does seem the editor missed a little something

 

This whole thing reads like a super elaborate shitpost and I have no idea how to feel about it.

 

Honestly, regardless of the content it’s really cool someone enjoyed Wynn enough to write about it.

 

300 hours? It takes about 3 seconds to realize that archer is easily one of the top two classes in the game lol.

 

cool10char

 

I emailed the guy but he hasn’t responded.

 

I have come to the conclusion that this person only uses normal tier gear and has never played archer before. I respect it.

 

Virus Doctor r34 when?
Wait actually dont do that nononononono

 

This reads like that one Wynncraft “trailer”.

 

Shaman could also be thrown a bone, but only in the form of REMOVE CCI, thank you.

 

Top 10 reasons to buff Archer:

1. Arrow Storm is complete garbage. Each arrow only does 10% of your weapon's base damage; why would anyone use it? (just use melee?)
2. Gravity. While Warrior and Assassin's melee attacks are completely unaffected by the laws of physics, ie they don't travel in an arc, Archer's melee arrows are terrible to aim. Qira was a pain to fight, because her range is simply so large and I had to cross the entire fucking distance from the entrance to the central podium with my arrows. Truly a horrible experience.
3. Archer does not have a heal spell. This makes the game considerably more difficult. While literally all of the other classes (ie mage) unlock Heal as their first ability, Archer does not. There have been so many times when I have died to the zombies outside Ragni at level 60 for the mere reason of being low on health. (please increase the health regen from 5 hp to 10 hp?)
4. Archer also doesn't do magical damage. While Mage's Meteor does fire magic and Shaman's Aura does blue (electric?) magic, Archer just shoots normal arrows. This makes spell damage from armor completely useless, as Archers simply cannot utilize spells and other forms of magic.
5. The melee attack is triggered through right-click, as opposed to left-click. As we all know, data has proven that clicking with your middle finger instead of your pointer finger increases your chances of carpal tunnel by over 300% (thats means one in three people who suffer from carpal tunnel are archers, if you arent as adept at mathematics as me)
6. I don't understand Arrow Shield. I think there should be a tutorial on how to use it. Like, sometimes it just disappears? I seriously don't get it.
   
7. Additionally, LLR is just such an aesthetically displeasing click combo. Sometimes when I'm nervous, I just look at the "RLR" eternally etched into my screen where the electron guns have burnt due to my constant healspamming, and oh does it just bring me relief. On the contrary, whenever I see "LLR," my primal instincts kick in and tell me to retch and vomit.
8. Archer has low base defense. If Archer were to have higher damage or mobility, this would be much less of a concern, but Archer has TERRIBLE damage and the movement ability sucks.
9. This is related to the above complaint: as above stated, Escape is balls (for you british people out there, "not good"). Sorry developers, I don't have time to press Fn+F5 (i hate linux) whenever I want to travel from Ragni to Detlas.
10. Archer's endgame weapons are terrible. Consider "The Evolved," the ubiquitous and de-facto standard endgame weapon for Archer: it does only 40 to 50 Earth damage. Seriously, what were the IMs thinking? (attached is an image of this nonsensical design choice)

For the above reasons, I believe that Archer deserves to be buffed. And while you're at it, please nerf Shaman.

 

How to double-like a post?

 

The writer when they find out orange cybel exists:

 

"fairly new" its been out for 9 years lol I know runescape is a lot older but like still

 

The only thing that I got out of that is them saying reapetedly that Shaman is better then Archer

 

cmon this gotta be a shitpost
...right?