Epic skien rap

Intro:

Venerable, the General-
Skien; the brawn, the brain
So terrible, the General-
Bloodied ramparts; slaughtered n' slain

Chorus:

He's Skien, ah, yeah (Yeah, the Skien)
He's, ah, Skien (Yeah, the General Skien)

Skien:

General, General!
The corrupted horde;
Enter valiant warrior,
Of poets, poets; the bards' word

Hero of the city,
My, my wrath ain't pretty;
Living for the fight,
Ah, show the great Troms' might

General, General!
Skien turns 'round;
Enter the traitor,
Treason, rage resounds!

Villain of the city,
My, my tale ain't pretty;
Paranoia, fright,
Ah, of shadow; sans-light

Chorus:

Confined to the isle (Yeah, the Exile)
Gone mad at the while (Yeah, he's the Exile)

Skien:

General, General!
Enslave us no more;
Have pity, have mercy,
Lest we be broken to the core

Sentinel of the island,
Traitor, every man;
Bring upon them justice, law,
Let the crows caw!

General, General!
Spare us, warmonger;
Realize the truth:
You are in Troms no longer

Captor of the island,
The broken, broken man;
The fall of Troms, oversaw
My spiral into insanity's maw

Chorus:

He's Skien, ah, yeah (Yeah, the Skien)
He's, ah, Skien (Yeah, the shattered Skien)

Skien:

Traitors hide, they're
Far and wide, for
They lied; they'll
Break pride;

Protect Troms, you
Tried, men
Died, traitors
Defied;

Traitors, they'll
Break you from inside, they'll
Stab your side, they've
Spied;

Lied,
Died,
Cried, and
Cried;

Crows glide;
The living cried, and
The dead sighed, the
Subsiding bloody tide;

Gone, they're gone,
Dead, they're dead;
Traitors, gone,
Traitors, dead

Chorus:

He's Skien, ah, yeah (Yeah, the Skien)
He's, ah, Skien (Yeah, the General Skien)

Outro:

So venerable, that General-
Skien; the mad, the insane
Terrible, oh General-
Steel lion, iron mane

 

Ok then. Guess you really did it.

 

straight fire ngl

 

UPDATE
We forced @General Skien to sing this beautiful song in VC because I beat him in an uno game
Recorded by @ditsario
may this video survive forever