what are your head cannons on the gods and the religions in wynncraft?

this is probably a question asked more than once, but id like to hear what everyone has to offer!

i don't really have the brain capacity to pay attention to every little detail in wynncraft and be able to figure out what it means, but if anyone has a funni little head-canon of different gods, descriptions, beliefs, and just anything that's in the game;

info dump about it!
be as descriptive as you want!
id love to hear what people have to say :D


also, please keep it away from real religions as you discuss to avoid this turning into an argument, thank you <3

 

Well there’s that once religion that starts with a B I forgot the name of, it’s mentioned by the seaskipper who says he follows it
It’s the one where Salted is god and is worshipped

 

I think its called "Bovine", that's probably the main religion in wynncraft sense there's a bunch of churches scattered around the province with the name slapped on it

 

Bovemism is the leading religeon, they worship a cow. There's a couple cults around, and the actual deities of the realm aren't worshipped at all but they have their own realms where they're loners and that's it.

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Cults include colossus worship, that demon the doguns worship, the latest and greatest cult around lexdale (changes every update or so), whatever the olm/time valley cultists worshipped, undead mummy worship, whatever happens in bremminglar, whatever happens under selchar, the void people cult, and the lutho state of enlightenment. Probably missed some, but trust me, they're all just fads trying to sell you another plushie.

 

There's also Anti-Bovemism and Witherism, which might be the same thing, and may also no longer be canon. It's where they revere Peppered, or the Wither or something.

 

Seaskipper Captain: I've had a lot of passengers with a few screws loose, and today I'll tell ye the tale of the craziest of 'em all.
Seaskipper Captain: He kept ramblin' on and on, insistin' that all of our lives were created by some sorta great council.
Seaskipper Captain: I dropped 'im off as soon as I could, 'cause I wasn't interested in his newfangled religion.
Seaskipper Captain: I'm a faithful Bovemist, no matter what.

This is a dialouge from the Seaskipper, most likely referring to the CT

 

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Yahya is god and that is final

 

bovemism worships our great archbishop salted

there are a bunch of cults referenced but none of the beings with actual power are worshipped at all, they just go around doing their worst to kill the player