Attack the Dummy!

i make the dummy forgor everything and punch him

 

I splash squid ink into the dummy's face and sucker punch it in the gut

 

The Dummy "forgor" everything and got punched. 60 Damage.

The Dummy is blinded by the ink and takes a punch to the gut! 80 Damage. Also, everyone will deal 1.5x Damage next turn.

 

i scream amogus 69 times(earrape) while a shadowy being called “your mom” slaps the dummy with a slipper

 

Blast Let it Go into its ears until it permanently loses its hearing and gets mental damage due to the cringe

 

The Dummy screams "STOP" and immediately gets slapped by a slipper. 120 Damage.

Let it go~~~ LET IT GO~~~~ LET IT GO~~~~ LET IT GO~~~~~~~~ 150 Damage.

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Killer Rank added, check the Leaderboards and the Killer Ranks for the rank that you are given.

 

bread boys father fires his holy shotgun to decimate the dummy

 

I turn the dummy into a dog and throw a stick SIKE I DIDNT THROW THE STICK ITS STILL IN MY HAND GET TROLLED ON

 

some people just want to see the world burn….

 

Good ol' Shotgun. 80 Damage.

The Dummy is trolled.

85 Damage.

 

I have Inazuma's Raiden Shogun use their ultimate move on it. The secret art: Musou Shinsetsu!

 

i grab the Youngling Slayer 9000 and stab younglings in front of the dummy while Obi-Wan grants everyone the high ground and he backflips behind the dummy and stabs from behind

 

I throw a melon at the dummy

 

WHAT
@melon?!?!

 

im the god of melons

 

Your

deals 100 Damage!

You deal damage while Obi-Wan gives everyone the high ground and stab. The next attack will deal 2.0x Damage! You also dealt 90 Damage.

As hard and memey the melon is, the dummy only gets a bruise out of it. You deal 90 Damage anyhow, doubled by the High Ground.
also
@melon

 

I use Sun Tzu’s art of war to defeat the dummy, he obv has an army of other dummies!
Chapter 1:
Laying a Plan:
The dummies are great in size, we must ambush them in the woods. We will use a small amount of Swordsmen to bait the dummies. About 50 is fine.
Chapter 2:
Waging War:
We send in a messenger to the dummy. They receive the declaration of war and fortify their defenses.
Chapter 3:
Attack by Stratagem:
We persuade our allies; Middle Earth and Thelia to send in troops. We fortify our cities in case the dummies attack. We mostly wanted pikes and archers for the range advantage but in case the dummies manage to get through, swordsmen or axemen would be perfect. We needed loyal men who coordinate well with others. We explained the plan.

then the war started, we managed to lure in the dummies and used pikes and fire arrows and gasoline and traps and tanks and Anakin and The Flying Spaghetti monster to ambush the dummies, we won. The dummies were utterly decimated.

 

Step 1: Take Arsenic
Step 2: Feed Dummy Arsenic
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.

 

wait Middle Earth (a.k.a. Central Earth) closed its borders like a few hundred years ago tho

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You used the power of

to your advantage! 110 Damage.

Ingesting high levels of arsenic can result in death.
- some site called Health Library
100 Damage.

 

imeant the real middle earth, not some rip off
sorry

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i roast the dummy, while literally roasting it