ChaoS - A Boss Fight Game?

Unfortunately, my main game of The Wilds has far too stressful for me, so I'm going to be openeing up this game which does not require as much stress and will be far simpler for me to manage.

In ChaoS, the game is so simple that it practically doesn't need rules. There will be a boss, and your goal is to kill it. By any means necessary.
I am completely serious. You can use any attack you could possibly dream of, any ability, weapon, character from any game in existence. I will decide the damage, and then you attack again and again until the boss is dead. The boss can't retaliate, so you can do whatever you want. Simple.
EDIT: You are only able to make one attack per turn.

Boss 1 - Giant
Health: 0/700

Boss 2 - Zombified Giant
Health: 0/1200

Boss 3 - Skeleton Giant
Health: 1215/2000

 

Shoot its eye with a flaregun
Also take a drink for every bossfight thread that you see in the forum games section

 

Pluck its eye out, send it to a legendary blacksmith, have him make it into an instakill mace, and kill it.

 

OMG THIS IS MY CURSED BOSS BATTLE GAME
you didn't copy right?
anyways
Send a battering ram to its leg, hoping it breaks the leg.

 

Flareguns seem to be top priority here, huh. 40 Damage!

Ouch, that has to hurt. Your brutal attack deals 80 Damage!

You smash a battering ram into the giant's leg. It wavers, but doesn't break. 50 Damage!

Giant: 530/700 HP

 

I throw an anchor at it

They didn’t copy


Ive seen far older forum threads of games like these dating back to 2015

 

I unleash the power of the ninjas, and leap 10 meters, stabbing the heart.

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btw, this feels like a higher quality version of my game
my game was a joke anyway xD

 

I use shadow clone jujutsu to make clones of myself and have them attack the giant.

 

The anchor smashes into the giant for 50 damage, and the chain wraps around the giant, immobilizing it. the next attack will deal 1.5x damage!

You summon all of the great powers of the ninja, get into a running start, and leap towards the giant. Unfortunately, its just too big for you to stab the heart, but you still deal 90 damage anyways!

The giant breaks free of the anchor's chain.

You create several clones of yourself, 1 copy, 5 copies, and now 10 copies of you surround the giant. Each of them attacks, dealing 7 damage each for a total of 70 damage!

Giant: 320/700

 

USS Iowa main battery barrage it

 

I cut down some trees, then build up high. then I jump to his heart and stab it xD

 

I perform Spinjutsu on it.

Jump up, kick back, turn around and spin!

 

I use the power of fRiEnDsHiP(most anime cliches) to beat the enemy!!!!!!!!

 

You bombard the giant with the guns, shredding it and dealing 80 damage!

After committing mass deforestation, you build a large tower and leap off of it. You attempts to hit its heart, but you just miss, only dealing 40 damage.(Stop targeting the heart, it isn't working)

Your impeccable martial arts techniques deal 75 damage!

You tap into the power of friendship after a long, dramatic sequence of poses and flashbacks. All attacks next turn will deal 1.5x damage!

Giant: 125/700 HP

 

Put a giant toothpick below its toenail and then make it kick a wall

 

I make it step on legoes

 

I make an extremely menacing pose to intimidate the giant and make him look weak.
Then kick it in dn

 

:(
I take its last remaining eye and squash it
he's blind now

 

I shoot him with 69 hellfire atgm

 

That is... incredibly disturbing, and the sheer horrificness of it is enough to deal 60 damage, amplified by Seraphine_pawn's anime friendship

Stepping on legos is never fun, and having giant feet doesn't help. 90 damage!

The Giant has been defeated!

BOSS 2: Zombified Giant
1200/1200 HP