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The Corruption Does Not Serve Dern.

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  1. shtnck eyh ckhhe

    shtnck eyh ckhhe Jesus of Nether-eth

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    The Corruption does NOT serve Dern.
    The Corruption does NOT serve Dern.
    The Corruption does NOT serve Dern.

    I have seen the wrong in my ways. I am sorry for claiming that the Corruption serves Dern. I was clearly incorrect.

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    https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/theory-the-corruption-serves-dern.291172/

    Some time ago, I made a thread on a theory about how the Corruption does serve Dern, shown above. As you all know, this is factually incorrect, and my main point was full of fallacies.

    So, let me amend my mistakes and fix my statement:

    No, the Corruption does NOT serve Dern.
    The Corruption has NEVER, EVER served Dern, and it never will.

    So, what was my error?

    You see:

    Notice my mistake?

    Yep, that's right.

    "of Corruption..."

    So, what is my new view on this topic?

    The Corruption does not serve Dern, but...
    Corruption DOES serve Dern.

    The hole in my argument. How silly I was! I used the terms "the Corruption" and "Corruption" interchangeably. Clearly, they are not the same thing.

    When we say "the Corruption", we refer to the influence of Corruption in Wynn. This is true. No, the Corruption does not serve Dern. The Corruption serves Corruption. (they are two very different things.)

    So, while the Corruption does not serve Dern... does Corruption?

    The answer to this is: YES.

    So, the power ladder is:

    The Corruption > Corruption > Dern

    The Corruption serves Corruption, which then in turn serves Dern.

    Technically, the Corruption, in a sense, somewhat does, indeed serve Dern, but to say this as a fact would simply be illogical. For we all know that Corruption serves Dern.

    I will not provide explanation as anyone with more than one brain cell should be able to clearly and deeply understand that Corruption serves Dern. It is human nature that one would intuitively know that Corruption serves Dern. There is no hiding it. From the time our ancestors were monkeys banging rocks together, even while they had not the capacity to form such complex ideas such as religion, society, and class, in their brains, neurons fired, translating to one great, simple yet powerful idea:

    Corruption serves Dern.

    That spark in their minds led to the development of civilizations and empires, science and philosophy. Though man has not known it, in the subconscious, the message "Corruption serves Dern" has been eternal. It was what drove humans to build and construct, to discover and explore; to reason and experiment, and to design and create. The mantra "Corruption serves Dern" drove mankind to make art, to find love and peace, as well as to make war and to conquer.

    Ancient Greek philosophy and mathematics, of Plato and Archimedes? They knew innately, that Corruption served Dern, and from this basic principle they built their reasoning upon. Leonardo da Vinci? Yes, he too knew this ultimate truth. Michelangelo, and the Renaissance? Powered by this simple phrase. Galileo? Newton? Them too. Classical symphonies and opera; Beethoven, Wagner? Yep, their music was inspired by this idea. Socialism, the struggle against oppression (and those who claim that Corruption does not serve Dern); freedom, and the brotherhood of mankind, even, were inspired by the mantra of "Corruption serves Dern".

    We all know it in our hearts.

    It is undeniable.

    Corruption serves Dern.
     
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    ThedumbOX I swear I’m straight HERO

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    MineMasterRC Skilled Adventurer VIP+

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    Potatomancer Budget Wither

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  6. General Skien

    General Skien is the best character in Wynncraft. HERO

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    The new players neeed learn these important looooore facts.
     
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  7. flip

    flip Chef HERO

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    Corruption and the corruption serve the rich Villagers smh
     
  9. Samsam101

    Samsam101 Star Walker GM CHAMPION

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    guys it has been more than a month you can stop this now

    revert to your original selves
     
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  10. DaCorruption

    DaCorruption Serves Dern.

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    i would but i grew fond of this name and avatar though i might change the latter to bakal convertible one day (if i find out how to turn his head into a convertible)

    about the thread, i thought this was gonna be a stupid "CORRUPTION SERVES DERN!!!" shitpost but this actually fucked with my brain. good job
     
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  11. waifutime

    waifutime certified fool

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    Corruption is never the answer.
    it is a question, and the answer is yes.
     

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    Da Homeboi maybe tell me if somethings wrong with the wiki HERO

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    As a former professional Dernic entity I can disprove this, I just signed up to get promised free Corrupted servitude, that I never got.
     
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  13. MatForYoga888

    MatForYoga888 High Gavellian Transcriber

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    General Skien is the best character in Wynncraft. HERO

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    Corruption serves dern! Light theme serves eyesight!
     
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  15. shtnck eyh ckhhe

    shtnck eyh ckhhe Jesus of Nether-eth

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    exactly what a "corruption serves dern" denier would say
     
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  17. MatForYoga888

    MatForYoga888 High Gavellian Transcriber

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  18. Coolyoshi7

    Coolyoshi7 Just vibing with the mushrooms and making Waifus VIP

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    This entire propaganda can be summed up as "Oh the light is dying should have stanned the Dern beast"
     
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  19. shtnck eyh ckhhe

    shtnck eyh ckhhe Jesus of Nether-eth

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    what
    no,
    I'm pretty sure not once I mentioned whether the player should have an allegiance to light, dark, or corruption, nor whether any are better or worse
    this is a fight for truth!

    This entire stride for the ultimate enlightenment of man can be summed up as "Corruption serves Dern"
     
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    Coolyoshi7 Just vibing with the mushrooms and making Waifus VIP

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    you know what maybe I should partake in your beliefs
     
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