The Adventure Of A Mustache

I usually love see kind of games, but I can't find any active recently, so why not make one myself.

You find yourself on a pedestal as a mustache in a cave with light shining through the celling above, and you see someone approaching you. What do you do.

 

...is this an Isekai?

 

As you think about what happened and if you were Isekaied into another world, some letter appear and spelled "maybe" in your mind

 

first of all… who the hell is that person picking me up?!?!?!

 

as you think of that, the picks you up and sticks you on his face as a real mustache, it appears to be a girl in her 16-18. She while looking at her pocket mirror, she says to herself "I look pretty good with this mustache on!"
What do you do? (you can speak just add the " " so know it's not a thought)

 

bruh wth, she looks ugly af smh “TF YOU DOIN DAWG?!?!?! WHY YOU RANDOMLY PICCED ME UP AND PUT ME IN YOUR FACE HUH?!?!?!?!”

 

"AHHHH!!!A TALKING MUSTACHE," she drops you on the ground, after she calm down she replies with, "well you where on a pedestal, it's basically begging anyone to pick you up and use you"

 

“just like that sandwich and mushroom?? now gib peace smh >:[” i say after growing moostache legs and run away to a far place with a pedestal where nobody would find me

 

You encounter a rat in a hole you run in. Battle start
rat [4/10]hp [3/5]mp
It seems the rat is in weak state.
You [7/7]hp [3/3]mp
Wow your weaker than a rat.

 

Uhh what are the ACT options?

 

I summon Beard power and transform into a beard for the rest of my life, obliterating the rat and my stats increase tenfold.

 

Anything you can think of.

rat [0/10]hp [3/5]mp
You [4/7]hp [0/3]mp
By using up your life force and mana to transform into a beard for 3 turns

 

What took you like 1 day, my attention span is 1 hour and my patience span is 10 minutes. Anyway after murdering the rat and gaining rat hair and flesh, i grab a stick and a smol stone and proceed to craft a short spear that i can use to battle thingies.
[Lose smol stone, sticc and rat hair]
[Gain smol lvl 2 spear 100/100 dura]
[+10 exp points after murdering the rat]
+1 LV!!! You LV'ld up!!! You gained +1 hp, +0.5 MP and +1 def!!!
I then continue to the road to lvl up
I save the rat flesh for later so that when i reach extremely low hp, i eat the flesh and gain +3 hp ;3

Stats:
ISEKAI'ED MUSTACHE
HP [5/8] +16
Def [1/1] +4
Mp [1/3.5] +5
BEARD MODE FOR 3 TURNS!!!!


Pls my patience is running out

 

Bro mah pashenxe is ranning iut mahman

Plsn8nnahavennothingnhettrtntontosodo

 

As you travel deeper into the hole, you find a dead corpse of another rat. Looking further, you see a something moving in the darkness. It seems like it's coming towards you.

 

fight it!1!1!! i wanna fight it and level up !1!1!!1!1!1!1

 

You take stance and prepare to odge any incoming attacks, but due to it's speedy charge you were unable to dodge it. You smash into the wall and take 3 damage. (so I'll assume def comes back every turn)
Poison Snake (field boss)
[27/30]hp
[9/10]mp
Boss battle! Hope you like the xp amount (try not dying :>)
You
[3/8]hp
[1/3.5]mp

 

Uhhh oh god uhhh oh noooo
Wait!!!! I eat 2 pieces of rat meat gaining full health and i stabb the big boi 3 times succesfully and i blind him for 2 turns!!!!
Each hit dealt 2-4 dmg which mean *complicated mafs* 11 dmg!!!! And since he's blind he cant see so that means 1 extra move for me!!! I uhh regain my mana. Lezz gooo wait *cough* *coughs blood* wha- [-3/3.5] WTH????? *coughs intensely* ohhh shiiii-- *loses 3 hp* god...

Me
[5/8] hp
[-2/3.5] mp
[1] def
EFFECTS
Mana overload - lose -0.5 hp per turn!!! Disappears when at least 0 mana!!!
BEARD MOOODDEEE - gain 3-fold stats for 2 turns!!
Over Heal - gain 3 hp every 3 turns!! (I mean bruh you ate 2 rat meat)
Stats - AGI [3] STR [2] INT [7] DEX [4]

Poison Snek
[16/30] HP
[9/10] MP
EFFECTS
Blindness - cannot move for 1 turn
Stats - AGI [8] STR [5] INT [2] DEX [3]

Since i move again *cough* i uhh stab which deals 2 dmg because of my spear *cough*

That means snek loses blindness effect and has
[14/30] HP now.
God.. i can still move properly!!!

 

My patience is dying. That is unless you are slaeping owu
Qwq www ewe rwr twt ywy uwu iwi owo pwp awa sws dwd fwf gwg whw jwj kwk lwl zwz xwx cwc vwv bwb nwn mwm

Owu Uwo

 

The Snek charges at you again you, you dodge to the left but slaps you with its tail. You smash into the wall again, and it seems like you have broken bones all over your body. (take 5 damage tail attack + 0.5 from mana overload(def doesn't protect from it) -1 from overheal)

You
[1.5/8] hp
[-2/3.5] mp
[1] def
EFFECTS
Mana overload - lose -0.5 hp per turn!!! Disappears when at least 0 mana!!!
BEARD MOOODDEEE - gain 3-fold stats for 1 turns!!
Over Heal - gain 1 hp every 2 turns!! (bruh this is too overpowered)
Broken Bones - Can't dodge and attacks weaken 2-fold
Stats - AGI [3] STR [2] INT [7] DEX [4]

Poison Snek
[14/30] HP
[4/10] MP
EFFECTS
Stats - AGI [8] STR [5] INT [2] DEX [3]

try not dying