Looking For Memorable Wynncraft "quotes"

Literally anything from talking mushroom is absolute gold
"SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST KEEP CRAWLING THROUGH THESE VENTS AND JUST BURN YOURSELF UP FOR ME? IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE MUCH EASIER." - Antikythera
"THERE'S SOMETHING VERY AMUSING ABOUT WATCHING YOU SCURRY AROUND IN HOPES OF ACHIEVING SOMETHING." - Also Antikythera
"æ" - me

 

"We have separate... sleeping quarters... for Doguns and Dwarves. We would... melt the beds... they sleep in... After all... we are... molten rock." - Azrul

 

"Page 1: DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH."
- Mr. Caritat's diary

 

"Heh... HEH... HEHE! Every time I teleport, I leave a little more of my sanity behind! But I get stronger!" - Air Gavel Representative Ernald

One of my fav quotes and tidbits of gameplay. Not sure why, it just is.

 

"My precious machines.. I'd report you for damages if what I made wasn't illegal" - Nettik

 

"FEET OF THE TABLE PLEASE" - Death

 

The table's feet, please.

 

"P-praise our new lord, th-the great and terrible Naragath!"
"You guard the cart, I'll lead the way."
"Excellent... Now I might be able to finally climb these stairs!"
"Outsiders! Kill the outsiders!"
"Uthniiazek! Uthniiazek!! WHY NO LISTEN TO GREGG'R?"
"You must be milked."
"Don't be a Slykaar, kiddos."
"/kill with 6 or more soul points"
"A... colossal rat you say?"

 

Basically, all of the Talking Mushroom Dialog, lol, but here's some noice ones copy and pasted from wiki:


Talking Mushroom: "... DO YOU EVEN DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS? I SWEAR, ALL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FISHED ONCE?"

Talking Mushroom: "GREAT JOB! YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

Talking Mushroom: "JUST A MAN TRYING TO CAPITALIZE ON HIS PET BEAR. PERFECTLY NORMAL BEHAVIOR! YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO."


Talking Mushroom: "HUMAN, I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS!!! KILL IT, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!! QUICKLY!!!!!

Talking Mushroom: "SO, I'VE BEEN WONDERING, DO YOU OFTEN MAKE A HABIT OF GOING PLACES WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING?"


Talking Mushroom: "OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND?"


Talking Mushroom: "... HEY, HUMAN, TELL ME SOMETHING. WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE AND NOT IN ONE OF THOSE CELLS?"


Talking Mushroom: "URGH, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL STENCH?! IT'S ALMOST OVERPOWERING YOUR OWN RANCIDNESS! I MEAN, DO YOU EVER BATHE?!"

Talking Mushroom: "THOSE CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALLS OF DEATH REALLY ARE ALIENS!! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!"


Talking Mushroom: PRICK.

There's also these memes/funny without context:

(A Journey Beyond) Aledar: No, I'm not joking. You guard the cart, I'll lead the way.

(Misadventures at Sea) Something's coming...

(Order of the Grook) Teacher: Don't be a Slykaar, kiddos. He asked for human sacrifices, but he lived in a jungle, man! Like, what the hey! He coulda done anything alse!

(Shattered Minds) Professor Eih: So Eih, esquire professor PhD, will provide the coordinates in helpfully non-literal fashion, and one's joystick shall lead the holder to bliss!

Professor Eih: I'm all out of airplane food, but the goal is more than peanuts- it's progress, just opposite our position. Fly well!

(A Headless History) Referick: WROOOOOAAAAAARRR!!! I'M ALIIIIIVE!!

(A Headless History) Dullahan: Lari...? Where are you? I...I need you... Why are you gone? Why do you ignore me?

(The Feathers Fly Part 1) Ava: I'll take that chance to sneak behind the throne, where our sacred totem is. I'm not stealing it, don't worry!

(The Feathers Fly Part 2) Receptionist: Well, let me tell ya', you FAILED.


(The Hero of Gavel) Siegfried: SO COLD so PAINFUL…

I might put more later. :3

 

'sorry, the trade market will be back shortly' - trade market npcs
"Sorry Doctor, it's just... I saw the Eye again yesterday, the one I talked to you about." - wait wrong server

 

The new talking mushroom dialogue on the hero beta:
[1/2] Talking Mushroom: WOW, WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS SLEAZY POTION MERCHANT CAN JUST HAVE A SECRET CRATE OF MUSHROOMS THAT HE'S PROBABLY TRAFFICKING ILLEGALLY, AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE...
[2/2] Talking Mushroom: BUT THE MINUTE I DECIDE TO SET UP AN ILLEGAL MUSHROOM STAND IN THIS SHANTY TOWN, I GET PERMANENTLY EXILED! THE PROBABLY HAVE A THING AGAINST TALKING MUSHROOMS, I'M SURE OF IT!

Credit to @Ghastkilla for finding this

 

Many incomprehensible powers exist in this world. Forces such as Light, Darkness, or even the stars themselves..
Light, and Darkness. Two unfathomably powerful forces. Two sides of the same coin. Though they grew close, they very rarely touched... At least, not on a conceptual level. They use this world as a battleground for their senseless, eternal squabble, in an attempt to claim dominance over the other.
When the two do clash due to this violent exchange, it is not twilight that is formed, but a violent, aggressive pestilence. A force known to many as the Corruption...
In order to escape the grasp of the Darkness itself in this eternal battle, the Olm harnessed the power of the stars themselves, in the form of multiple crystals. It is said that whoever may reunite these crystals will have the power to reshape the world.

 

"Don't go and steal all MY fish, alright?" - Fisherman

Staying on the subject of fishermen:

"Who the heck are you? Why did you just break into my house?" - A different fisherman

This one was removed, but still:

"I'm a growing man! I need sustenance!" - Sayrr

 

• Talking Mushroom: "I AM UTTERLY SPEECHLESS. HOW IN THE FLYING GROOK DID YOU ACTUALLY GET HERE?"

 

i lined up the talking mushroom and lumberjack dialogues somehow, this was back during the gameplay update

i got tp’ed to the tutorial area for some reason after dying in an offmap area while doing a quest

 

Ava: "Oh I'm gonna charge this sapling like crazy!"

 

Lari: What, are you thinking ‘’oh, let's follow the funny elf girl and see her FAIL, OVER and OVER AGAIN!?‘’ IS THAT IT?!

 

• ???: Detlas will not fall today. We'll be making sure of that!
• Bak'al: We?

• ????: Unexpected breach of locked door in Factory Sector 3A. Hastily-applied repairs due in approximately 30 seconds.
• ????: I HATE YOU.
• ????: SO MUCH.

• Antikythera Supercomputer: I SEE MY PERSUASIVE SKILLS HAVE NOT MOVED YOU. I THINK I'LL TRY AGAIN IN A LANGUAGE YOU SEEM TO KNOW INTIMATELY.
• Antikythera Supercomputer: THAT IS TO SAY, UNRELENTING AND EXCESSIVE FORCE. AND A SIEGE ENGINE.
• Antikythera Supercomputer: IF THAT STILL ISN'T ENOUGH TO GET THE MESSAGE OF "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" THROUGH YOUR SKULL, I'LL HAVE TO DEVOTE SERIOUS TIME TO LEARNING HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.

• Antikythera Supercomputer: Oh, heya doc. Lemme tell ya, weirdest thing! Some bozo ran up and shoved a bunch of scrap metal in my vent-

• Teleportation Mech: NO, I CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP THE SARCASTIC FACADE ANYMORE. THEY'LL ATTACK AND KILL AVOS PEOPLE AND SET THE CIVIL WAR BLAZING. DO YOUR JOB QUICKLY. END TRANSMISSION.

 

Siegfried: And away we go!

Siegfried Fan: SIEEEGGFRIEED!

Siegfried: Today, you’ll be going with me on one of my glorious adventures.

 

Added a lot more, keep sending them!