Wynncraft Meme Thread

you can't use Canned Abis with Dante

with Amadel you can do all the Canned Abis

 

amadel wants to take over the world, dante adds a small fee to using public buildings/chatting/visiting islands.

its pretty obvious who is worse.

 

wait what, why is hypixel skyblock under authoritarian rule? did I miss something?

 

Dante was a special mayor running for office for Year 128. We weren't given a lot of information about him other than Jaya saying not to vote for him.

• Order: Establish order
• Security: Strengthen security
• Freedom: Freedom from fear

Naturally, the curious playerbase decided to elect him, and he gave us the following:

• doubled auction and bazaar taxes
• 10% coin tax on shops
• chatting costs 5 coins per minute
• traveling between islands costs 2 coins
• you need either a Happy Mask (since we all love quest helmets) or a Dante Talisman (costs 1mil coins) to enter the Bank, Farmhouse, Bazaar Alley, and Auction House
• "hazardous" events (spooky festival, traveling zoo, and Season of Jerry) are cancelled
• future mayor elections are replaced with Dante elections, which have 5 candidates: Dante, Dante, Dante, Dante, and Dante
  
• buildings in the hub are drained of color
  
• the fish on Plumber Joe's house is dead
  
• an ominous note block song plays in the hub
• there is a golden statue of Dante in the hub
• the records state that 100% of participants voted for Dante

 

Authoritarianism doesn't mean communism. It can be any sort of authoritarian government, either left-wing or right-wing. For an example, Hitler, what Trump almost has become and half of South America a couple years ago, thanks to the yankees

 

how the fuck did this thread get political in one night

i am suddenly very uncomfortable

 

Very easily, as you can see

 

false, communism is when government does many stuff, meanwhile capitalism is when government gun and beer

 

technically, this is hypocritical

 

When you accidentally wander into the crystal dungeon at combat LV 10-

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I couldn't find a good image of those damn rook monsters, so-

 

crystal dungeon?

 

I don't know what it's called, really. A big dungeon near the Emerald Trail with the crystal keys and the rook monsters, I don't know what it's called.



I'm pretty sure this was it, but it's been a while since I was able to get on b/c life issues, so-

 

You are confusing terms. Communism is when resources are *theoretically* shared equally. All communist states I know are authotitarian, which means that the government has excessive power and control over everything, which also includes stuff like fascism. Dante sorta reminds me of Hitler, the North Korea guy and Trump.

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That's a loot cave. It's a cave with loot chests at the end. A bit like a dungeon actually.

 

Speaking from experience here.

Rest in pieces, my awesome Cumulonimbus​

 

How do you accidentally trade an item?

 

1. Have it in your inventory next to something you're trading.
2. Click on it instead.
3. Don't profit.