Song Parody

Here is the original song:

Spoiler: Amish Paradise by Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Livin' in an Amish paradise

I'm not sure if there are copyright issues, or if I need to ask permission, so I'll only write the lyrics I came up with.

Spoiler: My lyrics

As I walk through Time Valley while doing Deja vu
I take a look at Asher, and he says "Hey you!"
Turns out I was about to get his shovel
So I could go up another combat level.
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm grinding profs
At 5, I'm fishing starfish at Jofash Docks, fool
I've been grinding profs for so long that even HSBers think my mind is gone
I'm a human from Fruma sent to fight in a war,
I did a good job, but have no memory of before
And if I've finished all of my quests, including AHC,
Then I guess I'll go on discord and start mocking HSB.
We've been spending most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been spending most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been living most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been living most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
The Panic Zealot almost killed me yesterday,
I just spammed heal, because I play as a mage.
I really don't care, cause I got a King of Hearts,
And after killing it I went and bought an Aledar Cart.
I ain't never killed a citizen, to test out a build
And I contribute regularly to my guild
I never wear Third Eye, but I got a Blue Mask,
And if newbies have a question, who do they ask? Fool
If you come to play, you'll have a fun time,
You will find that there's almost not a minute of grind
You can play in hunted or hardcore,
There's also very good lore.
There's no grind
Some bugs,
But no pay to win
Very good qualities,
Unlike HSB,
There's no toxicity.
We've been spending most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been spending most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been living most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been living most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
Lootrunning for mythics, Found a Discoverer
I'll do one last run, cool I found another
Think you're really rich, and have lots of mythics,
When I know I'm a million times as wealthy as you are
I'm the endgame player all dungeon bosses fear
If it's laggy, they're so scared, they don't even appear
And don't exploit, and don't hack
Or else you might get banned by the mods, and can't come back
We've been spending most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been spending most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been living most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise
We've been living most our lives playing on the Wynncraft paradise

Thank you for reading, I hope you like it (I thought it was pretty decent)

 

I mean, this song was the reason he always made sure to ask for permission before making a parody...

 

Oh

 

I'm mostly joking, though that is actually a true fact.

 

I like how this song looks like Wynncraft song but it’s actually skyblock disstrack

And a very accurate one

 

Thanks!

 

This is beautifyl

 

a few months back i made a parody of pumped up kicks and ironically deadeye was nerfed the next update

Spoiler: parody gaming

Steve's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
He's got a full morph set
Covered in metal he's a soldier kid
Yeah found a good Deadeye
In a loot chest, oh in a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you

All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow

Salted works a long day
He be updating Wynn, and he's updating Wynn
And he's adding me a surprise
'Cause Deadeye nerf's in the making and it's not nice
I've worried for a long time
Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick click mouse
I reason with my morph set
And say your hair's made of diamond, must have been expensive

All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow

All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow

All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, outrun my bow
All the other players with the mythic boots
You'd better run, better run, faster than my arrow