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The Theory Of Bovemism

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Survivor11, Jan 23, 2021.

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  1. Survivor11

    Survivor11 Well-Known Adventurer

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    Disclaimer: This isn't a really serious theory, more like a conspiracy theory.

    Alright, hear me out, but... The Bovemists are the true evil of Wynncraft.
    See: they're everywhere where there is a problem... Coincidence? I think not!!

    Secondly, Corrupter of Worlds = C O W

    Bovemists worship COWs, so they're worshipping the corrupted!!

    The Bovemists control Wynnian society and they're the source of the corruption's power!!
    Wynncraft will only have peace if the Bovemists are defeated...

    Wake up sheeple!!!!!!

    Also we apparently sold our soul to Salted in order to get the trade market, and we also fight a bunch of evil cows during several quests, so I guess... It kind of proves it?
     
    Survivor11, Jan 23, 2021
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    quadblast24 The Chronologer VIP

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    You don't want to let the Bovemists guild see this...
     
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    SpAce98 Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    Salted will be the final boss. Change my mind
     
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    Potatomancer Budget Wither

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    Dern Beast = Salted
     
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    Lord_Clucky Owner of the 3rd best Weathered, AMA HERO

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    Canyon Colossus is just a Statue controlled by a cow. Change my mind
     
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