Media 50 Things Wynncraft Players Never Say

Just a lighthearted thread for fun, no arguing please. Let's jump into the action!

50 Things Wynncraft Players NEVER say:

1. I don't think there's enough fire-themed bosses in Wynncraft.

2. Ranged enemies are equally as powerful as melee enemies.

3. I really enjoy fighting mobs with Push, Flamethrower or Burst Fire

4. Heal spell is quite underpowered, it needs a buff.

5. We understand that we were impatient and some updates were rushed, we won't complain about bugs or lag.

6. CSST was perfectly balanced, it didn't need nerfs.

7. Warrior is the best class in the game if you want to make a spell-based build.

8. The majority of our playerbase cares about lore.

9. The guild rework only brought neutral opinions and absoultely no arguing at all.

10. Elemental Exercise is a really good tutorial quest.

11. Doing proffessions is actually very fun and I enjoy it.

12. Wynncraft shouldn't have any comic relief characters such as Yahya, it should be a 100% serious MMORPG.

13. I think you should do proffessions starting from level 1, they are mandatory.

14. Only health on armor matters, all other stats are useless.

15. There aren't enough Housing suggestions on the forums.

16. I don't like Collosal Rat, it's too easy at level and not interesting at all.

17. I prefer grinding mobs over doing quests.

18. Health regeneration shouldn't have been removed from bosses, glass cannon is the only viable archetype.

19. My most hated quest is Misadventure on the Sea.

20. Bob shouldn't have four phases that represent each class, it was better when it was a 10 minute long bossfight while the thought of getting one shot constantly looms above you while you slowly chip away at his health pool.

21. I loved "Eye of the Storm", it shouldn't have been reworked.

22. I know where Iron Golems come from, and I'm definately going to do something about it.

23. My favourite boss fight in all of Wynncraft is the Captain in the Ice Nations quest.

24. The fact that the CT made the Eye a stationary boss is stupid, I prefer when all bosses are carbon copies of eachother.

25. Proffessions should be mandatory in order to complete most, if not all quests in the game.

26. Old Wynncraft doesn't hold any nostalgia to me, I'm glad it's gone forever.

27. Salted interacting with the community a lot is dumb, he should be more like other server owners.

28. I have a neutral opinion on Champion rank.

29. Level 106 is very useful, I didn't get it just to flex.

30. Quests that require a lot of people, such as ??? are great gameplay-wise.

31. I did the wynnexcavation site B puzzle all by myself, I didn't search it up on the wiki.

32. Wynncraft doesn't have any plot holes when it comes to lore.

33. I understand that quests are tough to make, and I won't complain about some unimportant bullshit such as a spelling error.

34. Secret discoveries are pointless and should be removed.

35. Wynncraft's combat system never gets repetitive.

36. PVP in Wynncraft is very balanced.

37. Lost Sanctuary is by far my favourite dungeon.

38. There's a lot of wars happening inside the Fruman Walls.

39. When somebody asks me "When's the next update?" I tell them an approximate date instead of just saying "SoonTM".

40. Bosses that move slowly and have no spells and a giant HP pool are very difficult, but also very fun.

41. All characters should be flawless and perfect, now THAT'S what I call good writing.

42. I really miss the song "You found an easter egg and that's really great for you, but guess what...", it doesn't discourage new players from sharing interesting secrets.

43. Wynncraft videos get way too many wiews on Youtube.

44. I really dislike high-effort shitposts, the forums should be completely serious without any fun.

45. It's actually really easy to balance Cataclysm.

46. I understand that Wynncraft wants to appeal as to many people as possible, and won't complain when there's a puzzle in a combat quest and vice-versa.

47. The things on this thread totally aren't getting repetitive. (woah, meta!)

48. Who's YYGAMER? I've never heard of that guy.

49. Stratiformis is a very underrated item.


And finally, the thing that Wynncraft players will absolutely NEVER EVER say



50. If you are stuck in a block, you should NOT do /kill

And that's all folks!

Edit: This thread did really well! I might make 50 MORE things wynncraft players never say if i feel like it.

 

This is beautiful

 

Yahya isn't a comic relief character though

 

why is elemental exercise bad
prepare for an onslaught

 

Ok this I might actually disagree with, but otherwise it is kind of true too.

106 is very useful. That +5 HP was totally worth it, who cares if I lost all the social skills I had.

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Btw when's the next update?

 

Bonus: “I never died because of lag.” :))

 

what is there was a common enemy mob in a region that gave you a buff when it casted a spell but the spell also did alot of damage if it hits and it has very low health

 

''Hypixel Skyblock is good' -no wynncraft player ever

 

ow come on, its not that bad

 

professions are fun once you understand how to do them

I actually really like eots, best kander quest imo

the puzzle was easy, come on

 

Wtf is there to understand lol theyre really straightforward.

 

ive seen people try to craft daggers with no ings then complain that professions is too hard to level

 

I love you

uh... I think the majority of players actually say this...

 

I am a wynncraft player and I can say that.

 

finally, a high quality shitpost. I've been waiting for this for so long.

 

Everytime i see a mythic in a chest i hope its boots

 

I actually also liked eye of the storm, we are talking about the majorjty here, as most polls say that pre-1.20 eots is the worst.

 

haha.... ha... ha...
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Doubt it

 

There's a reason low level grindspots got snapped and players constantly come asking for help without doing quests :)

 

They do? Where? Most people I see do quests