Furret Vs Ferret

We need to get things straight here. Ever since @thepicferret and I have met, things became serious quickly.

IT IS TIME TO BATTLE.

We had a little beef over on the guild threads. It is time to move to the big ring and make a full-on thread regarding this serious issue:

Furrets or Ferrets?
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Today, I will be saying my defenses on why Furrets are evidently and most surely superior to ferrets.

1. Furrets are cuter. You must be extremely blind to see that Furrets are much cuter than ferrets. First of all, have you not seen those beady eyes? Do you not see that cute arms and mouth. Watch him smile and scream "Furret"? It is shocking that someone will not see a literal angel on Earth. Just look at him! On the other hand, while I do see the extreme flexibility of a ferret being cute, their faces look extremely horrendous compared to a Furret's face. Like, who in the right mind think that pink-nosed animal is cuter? Can you not SEE that smile? Hell, ferrets can't even smile because they lack the facial muscles! How can you believe that creature is superior?
2. Furrets are useful. Hell, this is obvious. What are ferrets good for? They just sit and eat, and you can play with them for a while. But overall, they are not useful whatsoever. What about Furrets? They can fight for you. Imagine being in a situation where you're in trouble. A Furret can help, while a ferret can't. A ferret will probably just stare at you and walk away. Also, do you not see how far can they walk without eating or drinking? Their stamina is much more higher than of ferrets by a lot.
3. FINALLY, Furrets cannot die. Yes. Plain and simple. They cannot die. They'll be with you forever. They'll faint, yes, but they won't leave your side.

Case closed.
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Join us, the Furret Supporters:
@PrimarinaGod
@WeedleGod
@Wythryn1
@Nerfet
@Unknown028765

Let us fight for the cause against @thepicferret and his army of Furret haters. We shall prevail!


If you want to join in the battle for the support of Furrets or if you want to support the Furret haters, feel free to reply to the thread with your reasonings why.

 

I can not even BEGIN to explain the advantages furrets have.


For one, my lord, king and blessing @FurretGod is on to something: furrets ARE cuter. Look at his little tail! HIS PAWS! SO CUTE!! THAT HAPPY HAPPY SMILING FACE I CANT--

Second, furrets can decide to become longer if needed. Then you would have an even longer and CUTER furret! Who doesn't want that?!

And now for a little hate against ferrets: they squiggle. They move weird. And I can imagine no one wants that in his house.

That's all I have to say. That's all I NEED to say. Don't @ me ferret lovers.

 

Could you just use the Serious tag for threads that are actually, you know, serious

 

Furrets good. Furrets great. Furrets go emancipate the brutality of the ferrets.

 

Furret's are great but imaginary, possibly making them an obsolete option? I mean, you can't cuddle a furret or even see it in 3d. I'm a bit split.

 

Furrets are definitely so much cuter. That is a fact, not an objective statement. Plus, Furrets are around 6ft long, meaning they’re better for cuddling than 15 in ferrets. And if 6ft is too long for you, TOO BAD FURRETS ARE STILL BETTER

 

Is this the great forum war part 2?

 

Ah, yes, let me pet my furret... Oh wait! It's nonexistent! Exisiting, as in the case of ferrets, makes them superior to something drawn and being essentially controlled by an animator. They are 2D and artificial, which takes away from enjoying their "company". Oh, I can get plushies for the 3D experience? Will they do cute furret things like ferrets would do cute ferret things? Of course not! But if I get a ferret, I can have a much better experience, rather than cuddle my brain-dead furret.

Why did I reply? I don't even care about this debate...

 

Dont forget me as a furret supporter :). we will banish all ferrets!

 

Hello fellow Furret soldier and disciple. Great to see you here fighting so valiantly so that the truth may be known to all. Well done. Thank you for your diligent work. Fight on!

Nice, sweet, and concise. Love this. Let us continue and go forth to battle!

Completely agree with your stance. There are good things about both Furrets and ferrets, that is without a doubt. BUT we all know that Furrets have so much more positive attributes that they completely outweigh whatever a ferret is. Join us Furret supporters and support the cause!

Most definitely! Thank you for your telling the world the truth that Furrets are much cuter and it is an objective statement. Straight facts. 6 feet Furrets for the win! Thank you for fighting alongside me and my fellow soldiers.

Yes. This is a war that was not expected. No one thought was never going to happen. But now, it was evident that war was declared when ThEpicFerret and I responded on each other's guild threads. The Furret Ferret War is on high.

I respect it. Sure, ferrets do exist in real life and can be seen to some as better since you can physically own one. Sure there are downsides to both, but you have to look at it this way. With a vivid imagination, you can have fun while cuddling a Furret. A Furret plush is also low-maintenance compared to a ferret. If you are going for the argument that it's because there are just creations by an animator or can just be plushes...

Animation in the world has been rapidly advancing as it starts to combine with a more highly sophisticated AI technology. As this technology progresses, who knows. At some point, through some animations and stuff, there is a possibility to create sentient Furrets. Most similarly to other pet games but just for Furrets. Also, for the argument with plushes, as I've said, they're low maintenance. Also, they will last forever and you can cuddle them forever, unlike a ferret. Ferrets will meet their demise for 10-15 years, so if you would like to have a ferret for your entire life, you'd have to go through a cycle of ferrets. You're gonna be unfaithful to your one ferret.

Also, you replied because this is an important battle. Although you do go against my views, I appreciate your time for responding. I respect it.

Hello fellow Furret supporter! Let us continue the fight and go on forth to battle!

 

as a potato i approve this message

Acumala Town is our new national anthem

 

furret walk is cringe
for legal reasons that was a joke please dont have me assassinated almighty furret god

 

Honored that the potato approves. Thank you for your support.

You saved yourself there.
Totally didn't contact a trusted soldier to assassinate you before seeing the comment below.

 

As someone who lead team potato in the first war, I respect both sides, but I support ferrets. Furrets are still great tho.

 

I respect your opinion, kind sir. At least you said Furrets are great.

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I still have yet to see @thepicferret's response and counterargument. Is this a sign of forfeit, perhaps?

 

It didn't show me that i was mentioned,
My claim is that furrets are just not as good as ferrets
I've yet to see any epic furrets and when challenging @FurretGod he ignored the challenge (nerfet sent the message)

I don't claim that furrets trash or anything like that moreover, I've spent an hour of my life watching a furret walk for a joke
A pokemon that is based on ferrets is cool yeah, but it's just based on it therefore it cannot achieve ferret's levels of epicness

But honestly ferrets are far superior. Have you seen anyone with a furret irl? No.
When was the last time you played with your furret? Never.

Furrets are 2d, you can't even be with them. How can a 2d "God" rule over a 3d world?!

If furrets were better than ferrets you clearly wouldn't have needed to heal them in game if you die in a video you die in real life that just how life works

Furrets became popular as a meme and unlike them ferrets have been developing for years know to be the one of the most viscous creatures on the planet, a flexible humter that can kill you if you don't pay attention.
Ferrets in the wild are able to fight snakes and intimidate animals like a lion do to a little kid. furrets are only capable of damaging digital ones and zeros while ferrets are fighting and striking their enemies without fear until they have seen their opponent's blood

This claim is just wrong

Look at ferrets with all their glory



This is epic

I don't hate furrets, i just think think ferrets are better than furrets

Join the ferret army of epicness (we got cookies)

 

don't listen to this guy
the ferret pics are obviously plagerized pics of furrets with wierd faces attached t0 them
sure ferrets can kill things, but to be fair furrets have the power of taking down entire crime gangs in it's wake. Not only that, it can shoot flamethrowers, beams of ice, and balls composed of the souls of the dead out of it's mouth, and throw vicious punchs, sending it's opponent flying (literally!) . It can conjure massive bolts of lighting and has great psychic abilities. It can even give you a deadly toxin!
And he can w a l c

 

According to my research that never effected any human correct me if i am wrong.
A furret can be the strongest in a video game it's in but a ferret can simply destroy the thing that's storing it's data, destroying it in an instant

 

1). theoretically It can
2). we obviously have a real life sample of a furret, aka Furretgod, so even if u destroy the thing storing the data, FurretGod here can just spawn more real life furrets and run all the ferrets extinct

 

Furret is the best ground type pokemon