SPOILER [ Wynn News #1 ] The Current Issues In Wynncraft And Some Other Things

Wynncraft
A game filled with exploring, fighting and adventures.
1 of the unique features in it are Wybels, small cute animals. They are so cute that even ingame NPC's like to have them as pets.
However, 1 of the features requires us to kill wybels for their fluff
Im talking about Orange Wybel Boss Altar
Because of how Orange Wybel drops work you usually need to stab HUNDREDS of cute Wybels, just for 1 item
Look at them
"Scared Wybel"
Do you know why they are scared?
Because they know that we dont want to look at how cute they are, we only want to kill them
Why do you think so many Wybels are supporting Orange Wybel?

Army of Wybels
They just want to live in peace
And thats why we should stop killing wybels, they just dont deserve it
Some people will say that they need fluff for profs, but guess what?
Profs are weird

This is what happens if you do profs
I think thats where I should end this thre...wait what?
Nevermind, I just got a message from Berb spy and apparently theres a gang in Wynncraft
Wynnfia City I guess

Possible members of the gang
After hours of studying I discovered a connection between gang's boss and 1 of gang's members
Look at this highly detailed presentation

Thats an interesting thing since we already know about Lari's family problems

Lari's family problems
Does it mean that Aledar is also a furry?
We dont know yet, but for sure he is epic racer

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thats it for today, I hope you enjoyed our monthy Wynn News!
If you would like to have an advertisement in our magazine contact cute Berb at the bottom!

Spoiler: idek why is this a thing

Spoiler: probably because someone did it

Spoiler: but why?

Spoiler: I dont know

Spoiler: but for your own safety dont look further

Spoiler: please, I beg you

Spoiler: this is bad!

Spoiler: its your last chance!

Spoiler: click this to see pain, I warned you

never ask anyone to turn you into a furry
never

tl:dr

 

NES - Not Enough Spoilers

Now for Wynncraft, free to include in your posts!

 

what has yy done..

 

i think you're onto something

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ah, i figured it out, he spent too much time with wybels, and wybels are cosmic, therefore, MH99 is insane now, f

 

More of an editorial I'd argue

 

Aw, this just threw me back into the good ol' PillowPet wynn news days.

Anyways, great post I suppose?

 

how the fuck did duolingo get here




i promise ill do my daily korean man please dont shoot-

 

bump10char

 

the biggest question is will there be an issue #2

 

This is top quality journalism, can’t wait for Issue No. 2 :)