Community Event Sermon Brought To Wynn By The Bovemists

A little knowledge beforehand but
Total attendance (30 - cross world)
Bovemists is a guild dedicated to bringing and maintaining Bovine religion throughout Wynn, so today one of our members hosted a sermon allowing them to rank up! Big thanks to Azulanite for spreading the word of our lord and savior Moo'in!

Sermon Texts:
Thank you for coming to my short service, I will hopefully make this brief for everybody. (Lord Moo'in please help me, Amen)

You might have heard the words, "Have you felt that life has no meaning?"
"Have you ever wanted too feel the divine light of the first cow Moo'in?"

This is what brought you to this true Wynncraft religion. (or maybe it was the shouts)

Moo'in has enriched our land and has made a paradise in the past, we need your continued support to help keep our paradise cleansed!

As an example: You've all seen the Black road, tainted with what are known as mooshrooms.

This is only a result of our lack of blessings to Lord Moo'in.

Our Lord Moo'in's divine milk is a gift presented only through support for her, through upkeep of cattle to preventing misusage of precious materials.

To help our cause we must give prayers to our Lord, in that she will watch over us an keep us safe!

In doing so will not only bring you more prosperity, but create a land enriched with opportunities. Opportunities outside of farming, ranching, and smithing.

Creating these opportunities only greaten power as a society, in believing and praying in our Lord, Moo'in you can help bring our lands to a much more grand state!

Only Moo'in can save you with her divine milk! join the Bovemists to save your eternally soul and have a place in the holy ranch!

If you wish to join our cause, please join me in this prayer:

Moo'in

Our lord Moo'in

Please give us your blessing as we walk away from here and create a better world for you and us!

Amen.









We hope to bring more of our culture to Wynn so this thread will be ongoing :)
Deus Moo!

 

Sounds pretty cool, wish I was there

 

So this is what happens when a game makes up a religion as not to offend others

 

Excellent sermon, 12/10

Deus Moo!

 

Dark mode friendly please

 

For the love of god please

 

here, I took matters into my own hands.

Spoiler: DARK MODE FRIENDLY VERSION

Sermon Texts:
Thank you for coming to my short service, I will hopefully make this brief for everybody. (Lord Moo'in please help me, Amen)

You might have heard the words, "Have you felt that life has no meaning?"
"Have you ever wanted too feel the divine light of the first cow Moo'in?"

This is what brought you to this true Wynncraft religion. (or maybe it was the shouts)

Moo'in has enriched our land and has made a paradise in the past, we need your continued support to help keep our paradise cleansed!

As an example: You've all seen the Black road, tainted with what are known as mooshrooms.

This is only a result of our lack of blessings to Lord Moo'in.

Our Lord Moo'in's divine milk is a gift presented only through support for her, through upkeep of cattle to preventing misusage of precious materials.

To help our cause we must give prayers to our Lord, in that she will watch over us an keep us safe!

In doing so will not only bring you more prosperity, but create a land enriched with opportunities. Opportunities outside of farming, ranching, and smithing.

Creating these opportunities only greaten power as a society, in believing and praying in our Lord, Moo'in you can help bring our lands to a much more grand state!

Only Moo'in can save you with her divine milk! join the Bovemists to save your eternally soul and have a place in the holy ranch!

If you wish to join our cause, please join me in this prayer:

Moo'in

Our lord Moo'in

Please give us your blessing as we walk away from here and create a better world for you and us!

Amen.









We hope to bring more of our culture to Wynn so this thread will be ongoing :)
Deus Moo!

 

No god, no Moo'in, @Ellphant !

 

What are your thoughts on Katoa Ranch?

 

Although they aren't the best in cow treatment, they are one of the few places we respect

 

I'm assuming Drale's hideout is on this list of places?

 

Drale is a respected member of our religion so wherever he chooses to live would be considered a place of great interest as well

 

i still find it so funny that bovemism is worshipping salted, one of the creators of wynn, therefore technically a god to them.

 

Is he the pope of Bovemism?

 

Please build a cathedral once the Housing Islands are here.

 

if moo'in is god then what is salted

 

His boss

 

then what about the colossal rat?

 

That one is Moo'in's best friend