Reviewing Every Single Quest In Wynncraft 1.19 Edition

((HUGE SPOILERS FOR WYNNCRAFT))

Hello every single person on the internet that happened to click on this thread!

My name is FireHeart27, many of you may not know me, but I adore wynncraft. I’m a big person in the prof community and I’ve spent over 1600 hours on the server. And a few months ago, after I rolled possibly the worst fantasia in the game, and I lost my really godly revenant to a stupid itemlock bug, I decided I was done with professions for a while.

I decided to finally do what I’d been wanting to do since I joined in December 2018. Review, every, single, quest, in wynncraft. Yes you read that right. I wrote actual reviews for every single quest in wynncraft. All 134 of them. Sure not all of them will have entire paragraphs written about them, but at least I reviewed them.

My ranking will go as follows; I’ll rank every single quest on a scale of 1-100, judging every quests on 6 factors: Gameplay (30 points), Dialogue (30 points), Reward (10 points), Scenery (10 points), Difficulty (10 points) and Iconicness (10 points) overall I have to admit that I would’ve preferred Iconicness not being there, as it’s a pretty dumb factor to judge by. But I only realized this at level 50 and I REALLY didn’t want to rewrite the entire review.

Before we go into the list, I AM AWARE THAT RENE UPLOADED A RANKING LIST TOO, I was literally in the middle of reviewing dwarves and Doguns 3 when I got the notification for rene’s video. I am aware that it’ll seem like I stole the idea from him. But I swear on my first born child I started reviewing quests back in July :P Link to rene’s video

Also yes I WILL be updating this thread once 1.20 releases. Give me some time though because reviewing quests takes ages. I'd say like at least 45 minutes a quest on average.

Spoiler: Spoiler: scores given

Info on the amount of points a quest has achieved:

- 0-20 points: terrible quest, not really worth your time

- 20-39: meh, but at least it’s worth your time in some way

- 40-49: okay quest, worth your time definitely.

- 50-70 already getting really good! Most definitely worth your time

- 70-90 fricking amazing quests, if you haven’t done these you’ve missed out big time

- 90+ litteral perfection in almost every way, worth your time definitely, if I could fill my entire day with doing these quests, I would NOT mind

Spoiler: ENOUGH TALKING, THE OFFICIAL LIST

Oh well enough talking, here is the OFFICIAL LIST:

1. A Hunter’s Calling 110 points

2. A Journey Beyond 106 points

3. Misadventures on the Sea 97 points

4. A Journey Further 96 points

5. The Dark Descent 94 points

6. Fate of the Fallen 91 points

7. Dwarves and Doguns part IV 90 points

8. An Iron Heart part II 89 points

9. Recover the Past 88 points

10. Déjà vu 87 points

11. Kingdom of Sand 86 points

12. Studying the Corrupt 85 points

13. Qira’s Hive 84 points

14. Memory Paranoia 83 points

15. Craftmas Chaos / Dwarves and Doguns part I 82 points

16. Wynnexcavation site D 81 points

17. Fantastic Voyage / Dwarves and Doguns part III 80 points

18. Cowfusion 79 points

19. A Grave Mistake / Out of my Mind 78 points

20. Frost Bite / The Envoy part II 77 points

21. Dwarves and Doguns part II 76 points

22. Shattered Minds 75 points

23. Flight in Distress 74 points

24. ??? 73 points

25. Temple of the Legends / Aldorei’s Secret part II / The Envoy part I 72 points

26. King’s recruit 70 points

27. Shadow of the Beast / Beyond the Grave 69 points (nice)

28. Jungle Fever 68 points

29. Tunnel Trouble / Sandy Scandal / Point of No Return 67 points

30. Finding the Light / The Tower of Ascension 66 points

31. 1000 meters under 65 points

32. Maltic’s Well 63 points

33. Corrupted Betrayal 62 points

34. The Sewers of Ragni 60 points

35. General’s Orders / Recipe for Disaster 59 points

36. Hunger of Gerts part I 58 points

37. Poisoning the pest / The Fortuneteller 56 points

38. Acquiring Credentials / Fallen Delivery 55 points

39. Order of the Grook 54 points

40. The Mercenary / Desperate Metal / Mixed Feelings 53 points

41. Dwelling Walls / Wynnexcavation Site B 52 points

42. Underice / the Bigger Picture 51 points

43. Wynnexcavation site A / Hunger of Gerts part II 50 points

44. Rise of the Quartron 49 points

45. Mushroom Man / Redbeard’s Booty / The Headless Hunt / Reincarnation 48 points

46. House of Twain / Master Piece / The Eye of the Storm 47 points

47. The Corrupted Village / Murder Mystery / Aldorei’s Secret part I 46 points

48. Enter the Dojo 45 points

49. Sayleros’ Brother / Wrath of the Mummy 44 points

50. Star Thief 43 points

51. Forbidden Prison / Royal Trials 42 points

52. Pirate’s Trove / Worm Holes / Wynnexcavation Site C / The Hidden Citty 41 points

53. Green Skinned Trouble / A Marauder’s Dues 40 points

54. The Lost 39 points

55. Creeper infiltration / The Assistant 38 points

56. The Passage 37 points

57. Heart of Llevigar / From the Bottom 35 points

58. Underwater 34 points

59. Bob’s lost soul / The Thanos Vaults / The Canary Calls 33 points

60. Macabre Masquerade / Cluck Cluck / Purple and Blue 31 points

61. Beneath the depths / The Ultimate Weapons 30 points

62. Taproot / Lazarus Pit 29 points

63. Cook’s Assistant 28points

64. Canyon Condor / Lost in the Jungle 27 points

65. Tribal Aggression 26 points

66. The Olmic Rune 25 points

67. Meaningful Holiday / Lost Royalty 24 points

68. Stable Story / A fighting Species / From the Mountains 23 points

69. Enzan’s Brother 22 points

70. Troubled Tribesmen 21 points

71. Belly of the Beast 20 points

72. Green Gloop 19 points

73. Zhight Island 18 points

74. Crop Failure 17 points

75. An Iron Heart Part I / The Light Realm 16 points

76. Arachnid’s Ascent 15 points

77. Pit of the Dead / Hollow Sirene14 points

78. Ice Nations / Haven Antiquity13 points

79. Grand Youth 12 points

80. The Maiden Tower / Death Whistle 11 points

81. Infested Plants 8 points

82. Lost Soles 7 points

83. Clearing the Camps 3 points

84. The Lost Tower 2 points

85. The Canyon Guides 1 point

There you have it, the official list of all quests ranked. Don’t fret though, I have reasoning for every single point given. I have a word document with over 34 THOUSAND words, which I’ll link on the bottom of this thread. But first, here’s some fun information about average quest scores:

Spoiler: Funny info on average score per level

First ill give u funny stats on what the average score is of the quests in a certain level range;

- Level 1-10: 43 points

- Level 11-20: 47 points

- Level 21-30: 56 points

- Level 31-40: 40 points

- Level 41-50: 48 points

- Level 51-60: 42 points

- Level 61-70: 44 points

- Level 71-80: 49 points

- Level 81-90: 49 points

- Level 91-103: 73 points

Now for a map of wynncraft with the average score of the quests in a certain area:

Spoiler: map

Map with average scores (imgur link)
yes its an imgur link cuz wynncraft forums suck

Well that’s it. I didn’t think it’d actually come to this. Four months I’ve been working on this thread. Please, I’d love to hear your thoughts in the reactions to this thread. Don’t get into a flamewar please because then the mods will get pissed and close down the thread, which’d make me very sad considering I spent over 50 hours on this. Keep all the discussing friendly pls kthx


Oh right the word document where I explain every single amount of points given.

Word document explaining ALL THE RANKINGS, this means I wrote an at least 100 word long review for every single quest

have fun reading it, its almost 35000 words. I doubt anyone is going to read it all but idc

k that was it. after 4 months i can finally say
peace out folks

 

Shizz

 

crap i forgot to mention this is in fact my opinion and not that of other people

 

I remember you wanted to do this for a while

 

Wow, the dedication though, that word document is literally long enough to fill a lengthy book.
The next step is writing an entire book worth of juicy wynncraft fan-fiction, get on it.

 

y'know I would if you payed me money :)

 

EDIT: He does. His last line in Fate of the Fallen

One thing: Theorick doesn't want you to kill him, Telvu wants it. Fact is that it is not because he is a villain though.
Dialogue: (parts from Ice Barrows)

Ghostly Voice: Soldier! I'm not sure it is wise to be here... An icy death awaits you if you proceed. A death that I will cause..
Ghostly Voice: I have many regrets of my time spent alive in Wynn. I do not wish for my lingering mistakes to harm anyone else. Turn back.

Ghostly Voice: You must think you can save me? There is no cure for what I have.
Ghostly Voice: Unless... You want to set me free?

...

Ghostly Voice: Of course, just like you... They cannot leave. Their souls are stuck here. For the spell must not be broken.

Ghostly Voice: Even if you think you can cure me... I cannot allow you to try for if it were to fail my corrupted body would wreak havoc on the world!

Continuation from Corrupted Ice Barrows:

Ghostly Voice: I told you it would fail.
Ghostly Voice: Your noble deeds have allowed the darkness to take over my mind.

 

Lol Fire I didn't even know you were doing this. It's awesome. (I started to read the google doc but then just skipped to AHC at the end ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

 

Fun fact: Misadventures on the Sea also contains severial references to one of Craftedmovie's old 3-part series. (Like the lookout complaining about things being boring.) This is likely because before Wynncraft (and partially during it) Craftedmovie was salted's channel for minecraft videos.

So for me, it gets a few extra points for those references.

 

A++ for effort man, this is amazing. Genuinely one of the best posts I've seen on the forums.

 

Why is eye of the storm 47 lol, did you forget the puzzle or what xD
and RoL/EotS is VERY iconic in other way tho because it is the definition of really bad quests

 

thx fish! you saying that means a lot to me :)

 

help me, i just read that entire google doc

 

bruh @Ankarin u ok?

 

no i am not thanks

 

you were too generous with from the mountains

 

Did you forget elemental exercise? Well, I don't blame you. It doesn't even deserve to be on a list.

 

i would have rated the ultimate weapon a 10/10 999 points quest smh

also yeah that quest is dumb

 

waaaaaait @Saya did i actually forget elemental exercise?
EDIT: wow I actually did lol! im fixing that soon

 

definitely a 1, not even worth your time
don't even bother to look at the king, not worth it