Yo Anyone Wanna Play This Game Called “stupid Gods”?

the frogs realized you broke the 4th wall, the frogs are on their way to destroy the roof.

 

The god frets for a moment. 'No, not the roof! We'll be sent into a world of seven-dimensional puns far beyond understanding! Such a fate is worth than that of the Australian cane toads..!'

But the frogs are persistent. They head for the roof, tearing it down at the seams.

 

The frogs disappear


Fight me

 

As they vanish into absolute thin air, they end up in a place of nothingness. All the other frogs, Jimmy, Timmy, and even Qurbağa appeared to have ended up in this bright, white realm. The place was quite boring.

Timmy and Jimmy cared not for their sudden new visitors, as they were presently in an intense game of invisible checkers.

 

Two of the frogists begin engaging in a round of invisible chess.

 

While the world is recovering from the frog invasions, and the shattering of the fourth wall, the penguin army strikes in Australia

 

The frogs of Australia tried to fight back, but the Mighty Penguins defeated them like a sharp sword cutting through silk robes.

 

The penguins move quicker than anyone could have imagined, after taking out much of Oceania and Southeast Asia, they reach Madagascar, an infinite source of penguin power.

 

From Madagascar, thousands upon thousands of penguins were added to the army. The Mighty Penguins continued their conquest to Africa.

 

From Andorre, thousands upon thousands of penguineers were added to the airforce. The Mighty Penguineers continued their conquest to Europe.

 

But their reign would not last long, for a game of invisible checkers and chess shall not last forever, and living in the most boring place in existence was not treating the frogs well.

So, the frogs did the most reasonable thing, and broke the second wall. The tactic was unexpected, but also changed the format of the world itself into something between the map in RISK and Plague Inc. All 3d beings were flattened paper-thin, and Miyamoto had to seriously consider whether the Paper Mario franchise was the cause.

Shenanigans ensue.

 

The Frogists and the Penguineers began the Great Animal War. Both sides fought valiantly, but the Frogists were naturally stronger with the help of Jimmy and Timmy.

 

Timmy dies of cardiac arrest.

 

(ignore the incorrect quote lol)

Enraged at the death of their savior, the Frogists were angered and continued to fight valiantly.

However, during this second wind, Frogists accidentally disturbed a BTS concert, trampling several fans in an attempt to defeat Penguineer Spies, who, on their break, had decided to stop by and go people-watching. This riled up the k-pop community immensely, who, blinded with rage, spammed twitter with hashtags like #FrogistsAreOverParty and #PenguineersHatePingu. They flooded world news outlets and, with their papery hands, took the media by storm.

Thousands of fans joined in to fight the invading parties, both Frogist and Pengiuneer alike, waving poorly written fan-fictions in their hands and wearing Jun Kook body pillows equipped like some kind of armor. The threat was far too much for either army to take alone- they would have to team up, or somehow appease the angry fans.

 

The Frogists and the Penguineers decided to team up and build statues of the BTS band members to please the fans. However, an accident caused the statues to fell.

 

The frogists and the penguineers disappear again


Fight me again

 

The frogists and penguineers promptly reappear, doubled in strength and no longer able to disappear, also Jimmy's driver takes a wrong turn while jimmy has multiple pending assassination attempts. Jimmy is assassinated, this causes a four year long conflict between frogists and penguineers, penguineers emerge victorious. A ripple effect from the resulting treaty causes a second great war between frogists and penguineers, this one lasting for six years. The frogists and penguineers both commiting many things that are now seen as war crimes. In the end, the penguineers win. However, turmoil sparks in the penguineers, causing threat of a nuclear war. This threat level stays high for the next fifty years until finally, tensions fall. The penguins and frogs are now allies.

 

I turn the penguins into hyper intellegent robots and turn the frogs into Giant fire breathing lizards with wings

 

THEY BOTH DISSAPEAR, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN

freedom...

 

The Both family dissapears, the robopenguins and giant lizards are unfazed.