Corrupt A Wish!

I wish for a wish that is forever incorruptible and that I can make perfect at any time

 

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for something bad to happen to me

 

Granted, it happens

 

I wish you wished

 

Granted. He wishes for ungrantable wish and you get depression from it.

I wish Question section to be moved to the Realm of Wynncraft category

 

Granted, but it was replaced with a section called Questions

I wish that TrapinchO removes the O at the end of his name

also

isn't corrupting my wish
it's just granting it

 

Granted. He is sued for copyright infringement after doing so.

I wish I was better at Wheel of Fortune

 

Never. Even in the darkest dreams the O is still there with me.

Granted. The prizes are lowered by 105%

I wish java was easier

 

Granted, it's now owned by EA

 

I wish you wished again

 

granted Minecraft is now pay 2 win

 

I wish people remembered to wish

 

Granted. Thus thread is locked and deleted forever.

I wish the banning game was still on

 

Wish granted. You can play it by hacking on the server.

I wish that Bucie was wiped from the map.

 

Granted. You just deleted a guy named Bucie in real life, you monster.

I wish for infinite pizza with my topping of choice

 

I'm gonna get you back for that.
Your wish has been granted! You get the infinite pizza but it contains a disease and you die of dysentery.

I wish to be smarter.

 

Granted. Now everyone is AT LEAST twice as smart as you and you look stupid.

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I wish spoon. Normal spoon with no abnormalities.

 

Granted. You die before you even get it.
I wish food-wish-chain still continued

 

Granted. It does, but for my benevolence you are transformed into a mushroom. You are no longer a potato.

I wish for a can of Coke.

 

Granted. When you drink it, mentos magically materialize and you explode.

I wish for some lemonade thats not poisoned