Galleon Hour

you ever hear of mythic boots "galleon?"



Seems like a very good pair of boots! They are Extremely viable and cool and if you use them you are cool.
But let's look a bit closer for a second:

✦ Galleon makes ABSOLUTELY no sense ✦

So, galleon was forged with the raw powers of the earth and the sea. So, the earth and water damage makes sense.

But that's where it ends! Galleon was supposed to be foot travel over the seas. Now if you know anything about the seas, they are very big and large and you are not supposed to walk across them.

However, if you are, shouldn't these boots have walk speed? Doesn't that just correlate directly with foot travel? And it has -tier to boot, it literally makes you slower!

And now this just stops making sense. Where does the poison come from? Did they screw up so catastrophically that what was planned to be a transportation method just poisons you?

I suppose that can be explained with "the raw powers of earth and sea," I guess too much of this thick, gigantic, humongous raw power just gives you a terminal disease. I suppose that can also explain the main attack damage.

But where in the name of GOD does the loot bonus come from.

This item makes absolutely no sense.

Anyway, galleon hour is 8:57 - 9:57 EST and galleon is the best pair of boots in the game.

Some things you can do with galleon:

ETW:
- poison!
- d a m , a ge
- 34/4 mana steal
- unique bow tropics
EWA:
- hybrid!
- 1167/4 mana steal
- royal hydrangea
- unique bow tropics
EWF:
- dont
- dont
- dont
- dont

In conclusion,
galleon is the best boots in the game I am not biased whatsoever. But they make no sense at all.
It's like the cardboard cutout of Joseph Stalin in my bathroom. It's cool, but then you realize I have issues.



galleon hour

 

Sea = pirates = loot bonus
Sea = rats = black plague = poison?!

Big brain moment but still wtf walking over sea wtf

 

> sea = rats
while i see where you are coming from im just imagining like 400 rats goin for a swim and im crying rn