Are You Fucking Kidding Me

FINALLY I can justify my belief that my 70$ spent on platinum on shotbow (a server that is ass) was in fact no worse of an investment than the trinkets from the wynncraft store. I've never spent a cent on this server and I doubt I ever will.

Now onto my IMPERIAL application:

Location and Timezone: Ghost Fleet, not the MineZ Ghost Fleet but the IRL rebuild of MineZ Ghost Fleet located on the surface of venus
Highest level and class: GIGA CHAD 105s across the board
What skills can you bring to Imperial?: bro I got the best macros out there for mage flying and/or shaman flying

Why do you want to be an Imperial?

Why do I want to be an Imperial? Why don't I want to be an imperial! You guys are like, so cool. You're like those kids at school that the new kid sees walk past in slow motion, with a really cool atmosphere and his weird friend he just met that day is like 'Whoa! It's the Imperials, you better steer clear of those cool kids protagonist, they're WAY too cool for you.' and like, the leader turns to the protagonist with a kind of disappointed look on his face like 'You're way to uncool for us' and then the protagonist end up winning over the favour of the cool kids in some really tough skating competition or whatever later on in the movie when he needs their help, and then the leader is like 'I finally accept you as actually sort of cool'

But, of course you need some truth bombs. You're not just going to let some complete stranger into your community just because he said you're cool (which is actually very true). Like the protagonist of that cliche movie, I need to win you guys over with some rad skateboarding moves. Except not skateboarding moves. I don't actually know how to ride a skateboard.

So, I guess I really want to be an Imperial is to be part of the community. I've sort of lingered around in the discord like that guy that friend brought to the party that nobody really likes, but nobody has the guts to tell them to leave because the friend already brought them there and it would be kind of mean. Not only that, but, the speech on how guilds have turned toxic and unuseable, as well as the fact I don't really have to join the guild in game (I personally don't like the constant boss bar, and besides that, I hardly have much time to jump on and kill a few thousand mobs in the name of Imperial nowadays) really touched me. I've always kind of considered myself a lone wolf, having never really wanted to be in a guild until I sort of got held in a high spot in my previous one which I wasn't going to be rude and reject. Maybe when guilds get fixed the game will have enough life in it for me to want to get back into it too, so I could answer the guild's call of duty then and join in the guild on Wynncraft.

tl;dr: I want to be part of it for the community. You guys seem nice.

Tell us a bit about you:
I build minecraft dungeons for 12 hours a day
I can't do triple neos
I am a TIF spy leaking information about other MineZ spies in imperial to the TIF leadership
I want to be accepted

 

You are accept into imp

 

IGN: Shadow_Achte Highest class lvl: 105 Archer
Gender-type: AH-64 Apache attack helicopter
Reason you want to join: I think Achte Shadow is a really good guild with a lot of warring capabilities !
I also heard Daddy Art was a very capable guild leader. It has a good reputation and the alliance intrigues me.
I really want to war in the name of Achte Shadow to show my pride for the guild !
Age: 420

 

No one cares nice try

 

Game balance?? In wynn?? gosh all these entitled old farts really expect the CT to fix things? must be out of their damn minds

/s

(please fix this/hunted spawncamping/the one thousand and one other 5 minute fixes that would greatly improve the game)

 

See normally I would agree but this thread is about Void Valley so alliances should stay out since I'm pretty sure neither side really loves the Void Valley shit show thats happening

I'm pretty sure most/all guilds would not be the most upset if they nerf void valley nor does it have to do with any alliance if they do so ur point bring it up rn is useless

 

Artemis isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw an alliance with so much power and prestige in wynncraft? Artemis puts the game on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see an alliance with their degeneracy and passion for the game. Hax broke records. Void Valley breaks records. Artemis breaks the rules. You can keep your XP. I prefer the bugs.

 

mmm ah yes money

 

I liek gulids and atremoos

 

focks raide

 

Well Fed, but Artemis is also very epic

 

I don't actually play this game anymore, I found this thread with discord. Last I played, and YEARS before then the guild community and system was in shambles, and it seems it still is. Maybe it's time to start taking criticism from the people who play your game and actually try to meaningfully improve things? Hell maybe I'd come back if y'all did, but I'm not gonna get my hopes up, I know better.

 

@Drew1011 Bring back Federation sir

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Asking Wynn to understand Guild issues is like asking them to fix their very clear rules.
Somethings just won't happen.

 

perhaps the real problem is the poor balancing of grindspots such that a single one is so dominant

 

The topic is void valley, which I am sure anyone from anywhere can agree on

 

you guys ever read a thread that completely solidifies all the stereotypes about x community? all the toxicity, elitism, gatekeeping, and circlejerking?


yes, void valley is a problem.
no, a rant will not help.
a thread in general suggestions might idk

 

100% true, watch this thread is gonna get locked because the CT team won't like the fact you're 100% correct.