The Demonic Dogun Mask..... . ...

Hello.

As you may know, there is a merchant near Rodoroc that can sell you gifts for the festivities celebrating the war with the Doguns. While I do not condone the the Dwarves treatment of the Doguns, and in fact the King of Rodoroc is the scum of the earth, it is hard to deny that these gifts are pristine quality. Or at least in theory they are, anyways, because we already know what happens with the Dogun Ale.


But I had hope that I would not be scammed for a second time, and I went to go buy a Demonic Dogun Mask to see if euouae could finally full fill his dream of dressing up as a Dogun for Halloween.

The Demonic Dogun Mask costs 32le. Yes, you heard that correctly. 32le for what probably is a cardboard mask someone made in two minutes.

However, fashion is always > price, and masks are by far the most important part of fashion thanks to bear mask. I still had hope that this would be worth my time...

...it wasn't. The mask eventually pops off when you try to wear it. Not only that...but when you swap worlds...


I can not believe this vile behavior from any CT members involved in the creation of this item. It is a complete scam that makes even that shady merchant or whatever look appealing. Not only that, but you have left an old boomer like myself in my wheelchair heartbroken, along with euouae never being able to cosplay as a dogun...

This is more outrageous than any other mechanic in this game and I demand a direct apology from Salted himself. I have contemplated quitting Wynncraft solely because of this mechanic.

Actually, no. There is no apology that can save you now, Salted.

Now let us show you how this game ends.

Spoiler: My dwindling sanity summed up in one image

Stop trying to DDOS me while I'm kiting mobs.
Please.
Taking this thing through the Sky Islands was the most anxiety inducing gaming experience I have ever put myself through aside from Ship Shape in A Hat in Time.

Spoiler: Completely off topic note btw but please don't fix this

 

#AlcoholicGang

 

We all knew it. The Coronavirus has been made by COWS! Cows caused this pandemic!

 

This isn't the VIP plaza, just in case you were wondering

 

This is a legitimate feature in game that must be fixed sorry.

 

Head item moment

 

My dreams have been crushed.

The CT are to expect an orange wybel on their doorstep tonight.

 

I am so disappointed, CT. You create this game with its countless features, incredibly huge, detailed, thoughtfully put together map, with over 100 quests, each with their own storyline, command block effects, characters and items, your own currency, you invite a loyal, hardworking fan base who admire your work. You lure us in with your fancy hat tricks and then you refuse to give us the thing that matters most, this mask. I thought the inability to get intoxicated was bad, but no, you had to ruin this game further by making what we expected to be a gracious helmet in the likeness of the Dogun race, and instead it is nothing more than a retextured HEAD. I am thoroughly disappointed, and I hope you understand I cannot enjoy the game anymore while this SCAM continues to exist.

 

Pure disappointment...
What next!??! Are you going to tell me that this

Is not the most profitable trade in existence?!?!?!

What is life!?!?

 

I know there is a no refund policy in the server named "Winncraft" but this is unacceptable. Content team has severed the bonds that it had with the community, and isolated themselves to the shadow realm. I deserve a refund for these items I bought, they deserve to be used in their proper form, but I guess the incompetence comes from one way or another. Is it so hard to make me drink alcohol as a pile of legos, and wear an awesome mask I bought for 32 liquid juice boxes? WHY?! How dare you.. HOW DARE YOU. You have disappointed me, "Winncraft" item team, you're disgusting.

 

Don't worry Euouae, with the power of (flex tape) editing, we can make your aspirations a reality

 

I too am very sad that the dogun head secretly is just my face in disguise,,,,



but hey at least brain is larger wearing this epic item !


wow look! head is increased volume!

wait,,,

no,,,,,,

this must be a joke right,,,
salted please my children are going to starve I-

 

We can't even win the smallest victories. How very cruel.

 

Go by the Siegfried sword in Cinfras. It litteraly fucking vanishes.

 

Ah, another fraud, just like Siegfried

 

You joke but I love the idea of wynnic scam artists using items that return back to them to make a quick buck