Community Event The Great Selchar Boat Race

Hello ladies and gentlemen, it is I! The person who still hasn't started their English work that is due tomorrow. But there are more pressing matters at hand: matters like this -

The Great Selchar Boat Race!

"What is this, m0chu?" We put our boat skills to the test, with a race around Selchar!
"This is stupid, m0chu!" I am fully aware! I like boats!
"m0chu, you owe me four hundred thousand dollars!" I've never heard of you in my life!! Don't hurt me!


https://imgur.com/NR6f1yO for larger image

So, here's what you do. You start at the little inlet near the Seaskipper dock, and off you go! Clockwise 'round the entire island, the dotted lines indicate PvP enabled zones where you can e your friends with the gaming spurs https://wynndata.tk/i/Galloping+Spurs because boats are a type of horse in the wynncraft cinematic universe.

There are some fun highlights, as you can see: you go underneath the big bridge, around the boat in the back, and underneath the little bridge! "So much creativity and variety, m0chu!"

shut up shut up shut UP shut up-


Here we all are, lined up for the start - me, my bastard assassin child akirajoker who quit wynn at level 80 after getting bored, and our friend who we bullied into playing shaman for the first time.


We become distracted and harass a civilian on the way


Be careful when going around the island past the first bridge - you can get stuck on the salmon dear GOD WHY DO THE SALMON HATE ME THEY. MADE ME LOSE stupid fish >:(((((((

I cut those screenshots out ,,, out of SHEER A N G E R


Here, you can see the beautiful Seavale reef on the left, where apparently some guy was afking loot,,,,, wait isnt that illegal wtfrick


I got past him!!!!! Are you guys proud of me??? So basically, when you go under the bridge near the CSS Wavebreaker, the captain can just kind of delete your boat!! Even though you are completely innocent, they will pull you over!!!! This makes for another spot of evidence in my essay on why the Corkian government is like the American one :)


She tried to steal a boat >:( That is a Felony ok ok o k

Anyway that's the event! You guys should time yourselves doing it cause it'll be fun and totally not a waste of time ))))))))) fastest time gets a rare potato!! also please come up with some more boat tricks if you can.

for instance, i tried riding a boat around Selchar, but i was on the land!! that is the Gimmick


Some other fun things to do
I took my bastard children to the Bear Zoo and bought them all souvenirs

Look at me in a bear suit (Crokee bear set EO solo when)


This level eighty assassin cannot even kill the bear haha what a Weak man


We also assault a tourist :)))))))

I bought over 40 bear masks. Help me please-

 

Your use of badlion concerns me the most out of everything in this thread .... sdjfslfjldsf

 

Why not do a loop around the bank island too? Would make for a nice fig 8.

 

saya i sweat sky wars...... Do you like my ui :))

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GOOD IDEA will do once i finish english work

 

Imagine not using blc

 

I do, just not for wynn. I'm not a psycho. I Use Wynntils like a civilized human.
I'm not actually triggered please don't attack

 

Die

 

Banned for death threats.

 

PlS UnBAn ME oR i WIll stEAl ur CakE