The Medium Game

the rules are simple
Create A dream Paradise (does not have to be yours) with 2 items you want in it. You can also just do an item if you want.(looking back this is kinda like Corrupt a wish) the next person has to make it Medium
Example
I create a jukebox that can play any songs...
By the Eagles...
See medium, but not terrible
(Similar to corrupt a wish but medium instead of making an item terrible)

I wish For I secluded house in the forest with...
A 360 defence system
Powerful solar Panels

 

The de-fence system is incredibly good at removing any fences within 30 feet of your home, and the solar panels are under the trees, so you only get energy for 3 hours per day.

I wish for a library that has the following
impenetrable walls, except for things that I allow to penetrate the walls, such as food, air, etc.

and an infinite bookshelf that fills with one copy every new book published (organized by genre) as it progresses.

 

the walls are slightly under one meter tall, and the roof is just a normal roof (but it's tall enough to accommodate the bookshelf, as on top of the walls lies an uncountable amount of sturdy concrete pillars)
unfortunately, you need to consciously will things to penetrate the walls, and this includes air and moisture
the infinite bookshelf stocks twenty times as high as it does wide, and books are stocked in such a way that newer books are at greater altitudes, though it's the sturdiest bookshelf you'll ever find and it somehow warps space to fit an infinite size

I would like a medium rc cola

 

Royal Crown Cola decided to downsize the medium's size to 1 ounce.

A house where nothing is interesting.

 

The house is pink with neon lights.

I want a house that provides my favorite drinks and foods when I snap my fingers

 

But you also have to follow a complicated and randomized procedure every five minutes or the house disappears. Also, your favorite drinks have a base of hotdog water, and your foods are poorly cooked.

I want a house that can manifest anywhere I want it to, and allows me to demanifest and manifest in a different location of my choice (IF I CHOOSE TO) when I am inside of it.

 

You are now Baba Yaga's roommate in her magic teleporting hut. Hopefully, she's be in a good mood.

I want to never meet a Baba Yaga impersonator ever again

 

You succeed, congratulations. Now you have an army of Elvis impersonators following you everywhere you go, scaring them off.

I wish someone wouldn't reply to this post.

 

The reply will be cu

 

Due to the police report, you are no longer allowed to be within 12 feet of the nearest lamppost and must remain in hiding unless you are beaten at a game of chess.

A house
with absolutely nothing unique or interesting.
Nothing interesting at all.

 

Its next to a massive circus

 

but the circus is you since you're not just a clown, you're the whole circus.

I want a home that literally cannot be left.

 

You can't leave the house but you also Can't enter.

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I want A Pizza machine

 

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