The Brilliance Of Enzan's Brother

Greetings and salutations, fellow players of the popular Minecraft server Wynncraft, the MMORPG.
I am Torpid (Mentally or physically inactive, lethargic.) T. (Short for Totally Stupid) Torpedo (A underwater explosive weapon similar to a missile) and i am going to explain to you all how brilliant the Level 1 quest "Enzan's Brother" is.

Right off the bat (An expression meaning instantly or immediately) the name of this quest is doing an amazing job expanding on the world of Wynncraft. The name lets the player understand that there is a character in Wynncraft named Enzan, and that he has a brother. This is introducing two characters in the game and letting you know something about the first character. Brilliant.

The quest also begins at Level 1, so this is very obvious for the newest and inexperienced players. This is extremely important in my following point, this quest actually explains how Wynncraft as a whole works. It doesnt even need to actually tell you this with text, the quest is designed around how Wynncraft works.

If you havent completed the quest "Enzan's Brother", i would discourage you from reading any further. As it might ruin the quest's many layers of brilliance if you read about the quest before completing it.

The quest is about the player leaving the Ragni (A location in Wynncraft) castle and talking to Enzan, who then tells you to follow a road down to meet his brother. This brilliantly explains to the player exactly how every quest generally works, this being:
- Talk to NPC
- Complete task, usually acquiring an item.
- Talk to either the same NPC or a different one

You dont receive any message or obvious sign of this, but if you break down the meaning and themes of the quest, this can be truly understood. By following the road and reaching Enzan's brother, it expertly teaches new players how the game works. I truly believe this is the most educational quest and does the best job of explaining this to the players.

Once you begin your journey down the road, you usually will have to kill mobs "Weak Zombie" and "Zombie" using the weapon that you are provided with during the tutorial. (Note: This is a video game, and these mobs are actually lines of code, and as such you will not be charged with murder for killing them.) And from killing these mobs you will be rewarded XP (Which stands for experience) which is used for leveling up. The XP reward from completing the quest is relatively low, but this can be solved by the player killing mobs on the way to the end of the quest.

This is once again a brilliant way of teaching the player how the game works, showing that you receive XP from killing mobs and completing quests.

Finally, once the player reaches the NPC, Enzan's Brother, they will receive XP and an item called Therck's Chain. And the system of Crafting is explained to them, and that this item is called an ingredient.

At this point, once i understood this, i just broke down. I started sobbing in a way that i havent ever before. The brilliance of this quest is beyond the understanding of most common folk. How it teaches the player, how it changes how you see the world and who you are as a person.

Overall, this quest is an intelligent, well-written, hilarious and bittersweet story of the player and two NPCs. I believe this is the best quest not only in Wynncraft, but also in the entire gaming industry.

I personally rate this quest a 10/10, and i nominate it for quest of the year. I hope what i have said here helps you all understand how amazing this quest is, and the message it is communicating to all that notice it.

This concludes the review, i wish you all a good day, and thank you for reading.

Yours truly, Torpid (Mentally or physically inactive, lethargic.) T. (Short for Totally Stupid) Torpedo (A underwater explosive weapon similar to a missile)

 

Tbh I missed your old shitposts, now you're finally at it again!

 

this is serious discussion
>:C

 

Therck's Chain. The ingredient of victory. The definition of splendour. Though weak on its own, with more of itself, it is capable of wreaking absolute destruction.

With your review I could not agree more. There is no contesting its beauty, its grace, its timelessness.

I will wear my Therck Set in your honor, my brother. The Bovine Lord bless ye.

 

lmao
wowzerz

 

Hey, don't forget about the beautifully-designed mobs "Goblin Scout," "Zombie Grook," "Fire Zombie," "Zombie Archer," "Defender of the Plains," "Strong Zombie," "Zombie Assassin," and "Rotten Zombie." They deserve to be recognized, as they are nearly on the same level of brilliance as "Weak Zombie" and "Zombie."

 

I am extremely sorry for being so forgetful, i absolutely agree. These beautifully designed and amazing characters deserve to be recognized as the deep, immensely relatable characters they are.

 

I absolutely agree. Everyone should recognize the true purpose of this quest. Why not?

 

I am disappointed with this disgusting failure to recognize that Poisoning the Pest is clearly the superior quest. This quest lays the groundwork for what the corruption does, making abominable creatures from the pits of hell out of any sane individual. You can clearly discern the frantic and frenzied pleas of Cevalus, as he actively calls out for assistance, even posting signs asking for aid.
This is a subtle reference to the current crisis faced by small farmers being overpowered by larger farming corporations, and Cevalus' father is a clear metaphor for these farmers becoming puppeteered by these corporations. When observed, the Rat Poison is actually a metaphor for shutting down these puppeteered farms by killing people by poisoning them. This is clearly the best solution for this issue and should be taken into consideration.

By extension, this proves that Wynncraft is in fact a commentary on the corruption in corporations and other media, and the Corruption is a metaphor for actual corruption.

Thank you,
An Individual Who Significantly Favors A Lego Theme Known As Lego Bionicle, Which Was Released In 2001; Followed by the Number Four-Hundred-and-Fourteen.

 

sweet post dude