Weird Story Line Added Each Day

I am going to write a weird story that has no logic and will not make any god damn sense!
I already started writing it at my profile but it would be mess if I continue for long.

I posted the story for the second time in the wrong place so I am starting again

I shall start this MADNESS; (this is what I wrote before deleting the other post)

Hello dear man,
It is true that there are a lot of fish in the sea
And even though the prices of fuel are going up
I will always live in a box of milk
Always know that the angels are guarding me
And yes, that includes the may 13
Now you know,
It is me that showers in bleach and drinks all of the dish soap before midnight
Toothpaste scares me and cause me to hide in the air conditioner's water storage
The rubber ducklings that have a leg in the ear which is basically an elbow are expected to take over our world at the end of the year 2083
They will take over the land with the help of
the McDonalds clowns who came out of the toilets and drained water on all continents of the earth
their target is the holy land north Korea
hurry up all of the last survivors of the fortnite apocalypse
go and hide your television remotes at the core of venus
But don't worry, we can always get to Area 51 and microwave animals in the parking lot with Batman's supercar
We can always take care of each other and if need be we will also open the well in the central city of the battle and save the last survivors but we do not
Tomorrow on December 15 I will throw Timmy's birthday cake on the floor and the flying spaghetti monster cult will come to power
Transplanting the hair of a young cat in the armpit of a dying horse would be CATA-strophic idea
The people who received a gift from heaven and got up at 5 a.m. will be given the right to watch the coolest farts on the television
If you will behave good, you might get to see the village of the Smurfs

Publishing the whole thing in 13 to 14 hours from now because line a day wasn't the best idea

 

Fun fact may 13 is the national apple pie day

 

Another fun fact, drinking dish soap will kill you

 

More fun facts, I don't think that air conditioners have a water storage

 

The ducklings are green too, I just relieved that the last fact wasn't a fact if I thought it was true

 

I don't want to see what happens to my mental health when I am done writing this master piece

 

Well I won't say you'll come out being sane again, but keep on goin would love to see how it goes.

 

Yeah I must agree with, sanity won't come out of this

 

Add a line twice a day, I cant wait that long!

 

I will consider it

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
this made me laugh a lot. i am concerned for my own health.

 

Ok I stepped it for a week because of prof and school

I will add 3 lines every day

 

Yeah, I won't remember to write every day going to post the whole thing tomorrow or something like that

 

Ok I finally uploaded the whole thing, enjoy!
What are your thought about this thing?