Write A Wacky Story

Basically, write 1 sentence of the story continuing on from the last post.

I'll start..

One day, Jumla went exploring in the Nivla Forrest for some brown mushrooms.

 

In the midst of finding the brown mushrooms, he found a mysterious cow.

 

The cow was standing on two legs and eating cake.

 

Jumla approaches the cow, menacingly.

 

The cow, noticing his presence, clones himself and turns red.

 

Jumla reaches into space to grab out his weapon: Poland.

 

"Give me all your mushrooms," Says Jumla, "I have a quest to finish."

 

The cow runs away.

 

Jumla chases the cow, screaming "GIVE ME YOUR MUSHROOMS"

 

The cow combatlogged

 

And then, at that same moment, in a galaxy, far, far away...

 

Grian was collecting the six Infinity belts.

 

He travels across worlds, searching for prized artefacts known as "the Button", which holds key to the Infinity belts.

 

The heroes of Mumbo Man, Doctor Docm, and Iskall Lord tried to stop him, but Grian obtained the prized button.

 

"Finally, the orange belt", he monologues, speech deep as words, "Only one more remain."

 

Little did he know, the difficulties he would have to face to retrieve the missing belt.

 

The haggling hermits stalked the button, using all means; invisibilty, speed potions, but Grian had some tricks up his sleeve.