Giveaway

oof ouch owie

 

looking kinda chi chi

 

Well... you’ve certainly grown

 

Where do I know you from? Your name is familiar....

 

why are there so many giveaways now lol

 

Mmm tbh I don’t know... the last time I met you was last year and you were trying to sell crusade dabatons or smth and your pfp was still your skin character iirc xd

 

warp gang 10char

 

I don’t like you

 

why?

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee another giveaway that I probably wont win

 

Yo on the 5th reroll too feelsbadman
gl on your next mythic :)

meanwhile according to the wynncraft stats thing i dont exist so i cant even check my chests looted

 

if you give it to me I will record myself throwing it into the dern portal

 

F to ur warp

 

give me it

I will reroll it

 

apparently isolation gives me the time to do pointless things like this

 

Imagine having enough le to reroll that many times

 

Dang that exploding tho

 

the j in jschlatt stands for j

 

If you give it to me I'll give it to myself

 

My thought process:

My Brain:Hey I'll write something I think is clever and try to get this

I was expecting the posts to all be like "OhH gIvE iT toO me I hAve No moNeY!!1!!1"
And was about to be the smart person that I'm not and comment, "Don't give it to me!",

My brain: Nah, that idea's not funny. Maybe I could give a link to my stats page and pretend that I have been searching for a mythic and still haven't got one after... Wait no that won't work I haven't tried that much in loot running.

*Several minutes later*

My Brain: hey you could just plead like the others and hope that you'll get it!

My conscience: but you probably won't win anyway, so this is all pointless

My Brain, ignoring my conscience: I could write something super long about why I should win this, but I don't have anything to talk about. Why don't I copy-paste the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise. Here we go!

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

My Brain: wait I'm dumb I could just write down what I'm thinking and they'll think I'm funny

My Brain, about to hit post reply: but what if it's still not enough?

My Conscience: well you don't need it anyway...