Markiplier's Script For Fnaf 2

It's not the full thing, but its what I got for now.

Hellooo everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddys, welcome actually to Five Nights at Freddy's 2, I wAs NOT ready for that, holy hell! I got earl-uh early access to the demo, the extended version of the demo which Scott Cawthon- I still dont know how to pronounce his name said there are 3 nights available to play, and I am SO excited to get into it, I REALLY WANNA PLAY! oh boy that looks kinda creepy. Grand Reopening, vintage pizzeria given new life, come be a part of the new face of Freddy Fazbears, wha- what could go wron-eVEN LeSS MOneY?! Why would you give me even less money than before? oh boy.. oAHoAH I'm so excited!!! oAHH- ohh..

Oh this looks good, Hellooo! press hold and control to use the flashlight.. ahuhaha, *how is* (Faces of Shock/Horror as he looks around the camera and listens to the phone guy) oh ok (even more faces of shock) *wha* (autistic faces of horror) oNE OF THEM!!? (Listens) yAY! (faces of regret) rigghhht.. YAY wait why is, I- why'd you say golden? Dude?? Why do you sound like that guy that probably died in the last one? Who the hell are you supposed to be?? why are there so many things I have to keep track of??? oh god this is much wooorse, where are they, oh im- oHEAY Bonnie's out, ne- the new Bonnie's out, oh god where's Bonnie where's Bonnie where's Bonnie where's Bonnie where's Bonnie oh hi Bonnie I love your new suitt, lookin good todayyy, ok this should just be the first night so it should be relatively, eaassy compared to other things hOW in the WORld am I doing that?! and why did he have to say goOlden, why are there so many bad things about this??

oh godd I have no idea what is about, there's the new Freddy (showing mangle) but- eXCUSE ME?? whAAAA IN THE HELL, Bonnie's still there, ok- the fiRST NigHT should be nothin- no problem. jus- I dont even know what this is supposeed to do?? is it keeping, is it keeping someone asleep? aughh, that new foxy I'm glad its gone. oh god I am chewing through power like nobody's business I dont even know if you guys can see where my power meter is, its behind my head at the moment- unless this is stuck in like, i- uh- i- I'll figure something out so you guys can see the power i dont know how Im gonna do it I'm in a little bit of a panic right now, nothing seems to be after me at the moomentt, oh god- HUAYE, HI THER-HEr-her, how you doing? How you doin bon-bon, doin good? You look good, where's everybody else,

oh god I dont even remembe- NOO, no no no no no, no no no, ohhhh chicaas ouuut, chica is ouuut, I dont know I'm guessin- NOOO, NOOO oh god what why hOOOLY Balls, WHAT IS THAT I CANT DDSAUDASH I CANT FLASHLIGHT HOLD ON NO NOT THAT.. HOOOO KAY, HAOO KAY, there are too many things I need to worry about right now, ahhh the music box! i dont know i dont know how important this is but ima do it as if its the most important thing, i do- i -HEYEYAYY dsaDASHUDHASUD. DASUDHASDAHWHAT DO I DO HEU OOOHOIDONTKNOWDSAHDSAHDA, am I ok? am I - IMGONNADIE, oh Im not gonna die. Where's chica?? I still havent found chica hueee wind wind wind wind wind wind wind (jumpscare) EHAWEHAHEAHEH HAHAH FUHUHUCKKK, EUAHHH....

Hope you enjoy my shitpost.

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that I'm a Roblox developer that enjoys Marikiplier's content? I'm not sure what you're hinting at...

 

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I is very simpleton Gert.