How To Make Highbread

Spoiler: WARNING

Do not attempt at home also Shitpost warning

Now the art of cooking is very hard but with this easy guide, you can cook easily.

What you need
17 rat hairs
4 gallons of expired wheat
1 demon soul
8 gallons of chocolate milk
soot and ash
876 cans of diet crystal sprite
and 8 cups of sugar

step one Pour wheat in an aging barrel along with the soot, ash, sprite, rat hairs and demon soul.

wait 777 years but check on it 111 years in advanced

step 2 pull it out of the barrel and add the Chocolate milk, and sugar

step 3 put in the oven at 999 Degrees Celcius at wait 87 seconds

and boom you now have @highbread it looks tasty!

Taste test: "Now let us have the first bite... OH GOD ITS TERRIBLE AHHHHHHHH"


Enjoy the @highbread

Tell @YYGAYMER to cook it

 

Haha yeah

 

I just wanted to know how to make bread rise
What the fuck

 

consumption results in instantaneous death and immediate annihilation of the soul

 

Correct

 

I shall cease the existence of this unholy recipe.

 

i shit in your existence

 

Holy fuck thats hot

 

pretty sure consuming this object will cause vacuum decay to happen in your colon

 

Mmm... sounds delicious. Ill be sure to make some!

 

as someone who has partaken in the highbread, I can confirm there's no return

effects include not being able to talk coherently and creation of stupid builds and questioning the might of atlas

 

That sounds like a description of me, just throw in some Autism nd your good

 

you should have submitted this (modified to fit the rules) to @WithTheFish's contest

 

Damn you
This came out

fake guide fake guide

 

Gaymer moment

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How many rat hairs did tou add?

 

7

 

Sweet painful release

 

Thats the problem add 10 more