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hello everybody. i am highbread and today i will teach you about the great ways in which you can make money. let's get this (high)bread.

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STRATEGY #1: m̀arket ̡rese͡ll͢i̕ǹg

imagine actually finding items and loot in order to make a profit . this stellar technique requires zero effort and brain power to function, just like the people who actually do this.

see for yourself the absolute POWER of this strategy.




as you can see, i have procured exactly six hundred and seven emeralds with this method. very impressive.


STRATEGY #2: ścr͘a̡p̛





wow! with this strategy, not only can you contribute to deflation, but also make money at the same time. in order to make use of this fine technique, all you need to do is click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click cli


STRATEGY #3: d͢e͏cȩpt͟ion͠




in order to successfully carry out this tactic, your soul must be dyed in a deceitful dark shade, letting no light seep through. you must rid yourself of any good will, and trample down on the pride of others like stepping on someone's hand with a baseball shoe cleet. although profitable..... this strategy is only for those who have disregarded any semblance of guilt from their inner self. use with caution.


that is all. thank you very much for reading this guide of mine. i wish all of you good luck and fortune in your future days of becoming a certified wynn tycoon.

 

STRATEGY #4
Just be an egirl and ask for mythics
Those eboy will fork over all thier wealth for those feet pics

 

Why did I never think about this.

 

this is by far the best thing i have ever read on these forums

 

Quality shitpost right here

 

strategy #5:
ask to borrow items for a new cool build idea and never give them back

 

I love how this is hilarious to us, but on hypixel skyblock they have 20,000 insults ready for noobs who ask for a dirt block

 

@InteriorCamping

 

how to money:
1. get egirl skin
2. run a stripclub in a detlas house
3. profit

 

If this was Reddit, I would be about to be wooooshed, but how does #2 work? Can you sell scrap?

 

Yes, on the in-game marketplace.

 

Why would people buy it though? Can't they do that themselves?
Wait never mind. People don't want to grid that.

 

Where is my boy seavale....

 

not cursed enough

 

STRAGETY 5#
Get lucky.

 

Ah so a cursed strategy, afk farming with thorn set then. Uhh I meant pot farming

 

Attacking passive mobs with high stealing so they drop emeralds

 

srry for buying all of the 200e harwrols

 

When lootrunning, I get ingredients, emeralds, and powders. Should I grab légendaires as well and if so what do I do with them?

 

You forgot about abusing the broken detlas citizen spawns that one day with stealing