Childhood Injuries

When I was in the first grade, my mom accidentally spilled boiling water over my left arm. Had to wear a cast for weeks.

Other than that I fractured my right arm elbow 2 years ago while biking. The worst part is that while I was laying on the couch in pain, my mom laughed when I told her what happened.

 

excuse me?

 

I excuse you

 

i stapled myself. end of story

 

Oh my god, how?

 

3 broken fingers in the course of 8 years, 2 from playing football and 1 from playing volleyball, and i didn't even practice sports a lot it's just my luck

also when i was like 10 i tripped and nearly impaled a tree branch into my arm, luckily i caught myself with the other arm so the wound wasn't that bad

 

foreskin.

 

Eww...

 

i once fell and hurt the skin between my mouth and my nose and it bled a lot and i couldnt eat properly for a few days
i got my little finger stuck in the doorway (as in where the hinges are)
i got bit by my dog and i still have scars and trauma (probably the worst one)
my finger was smashed between 2 desks at school (5th grade i think) and it turned purple
fell on my roller skates multiple times (not that bad tbh)
this kid scratched my finger with his nails and made it bleed and i went home on my bicycle while crying

i never went to the hospital or the clinic which was probably a bad decision but ehh

 

Fell on something dont remember what, ended up with a hole in my lower back.

fell off a table and slid across the corner with my back so i ended up lying there with a huge cut on my back

was also running around once and fell and slid across some concrete, so my knee got fucked, ended up seeing what i think was just muscle when i got up, at least i to this day hope it wasnt bone what i saw

the more im typing the more i realise how reckless of a child i was

oh i also jumped up a ping pong table and managed to scrape off some skin from my leg and the scar is still there just as visible as when it healed

 

Holy Shit