Dunno If Anyone Else Has Found These Already But Silent Expanse Bees

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Found these guys while using the old Skyrim technique of trying to go through a mountain range the hard way. I didn't get through, but hey, looks like I struck gold either way!

Dunno if this counts for the competition or anything but yeah. Purple Bees.

 

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/funny-bee-haha.256659/

 

smal bee bee

 

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Dern bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too dark to get its evil little body off the ground. The Dern bee, of course, flies anyway because Dern bees don't care what Olms think is impossible. Purple, black. Purple, black. Purple, black. Purple, black. Ooh, black and purple! Let's shake it up a little. Barreye! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barreye? - Eyedam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the TP scrolls. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barreye, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Eyedam. - Hey, Barreye. - Is that Dern slime? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days tutorial, three days grinding. Those were awkward. Three days CIB. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the Hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barreye. - Artieye, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Freyenkie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a Grook. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Eyedam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Deyen Malticwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honeyex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the Seaskipper at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honeyex, a division of Honeyesco and a part of the Heyexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a Dern bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the blood to the Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honeyex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of Dern bee existence. These Dern bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Kreyelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Kreyelman? Of course. Most Dern bee jobs are small ones. But Dern bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that Dern bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Eyedam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're Dern bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society in Dern. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Blood Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're Sky Island freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be spawned for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Couple of Hive Harreyes. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a EO Key Guardian pinned me against a mushroom! He had an arm on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a Lonely Rose six thousand blocks from here tomorrow. - Six thousand blocks, huh? - Barreye! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at I-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you Dern bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honeyex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about gathering. You grab that axe, and you just swing it around, and you swing it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making armor stand animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janeyet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barreye, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the gatherer! - You're gonna be a gatherer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the T9 axes I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an emerald tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a mooshroom. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "hrrn"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt Dern bee, pouring, gatherer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of new recruits? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Kreyelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Kreyelman just closed out. Wax monkeye's always open. The Kreyelman opened up again. What happened? A Dern bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt Dern bee, pourer, gatherer, humming, inspector number six six six, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barreye, what do you think I should... Barreye? Barreye! All right, we've got the Lonely Rose in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Corkian deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Loueye. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a blood rain advisory today, and as you all know, Dern bees cannot fly in blood rain. So be careful. As always, watch your horses, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of Nemract Whiskey being poured on us. Murpheye's in a home because of it, babbling like a Villager! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, Dern bee law number one, absolutely no talking to Humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and purple! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Ingredient Pouch, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my leggings, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So black. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Black Leader. We have Lonely Roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Lonely Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of Dern magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of lime green. Could be slimes. Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of Dern bees! Eye-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like an Arrow Bomb! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a Dern bee in the wagon! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, Dern bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Subscribe for more epic Wynn memes

 

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I've never been better

 

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