Community Event Rank Giveaway Of A Decently Large Size

ign: MarioYoshiBoo
rank: either VIP+ or hero

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese

 

moumbear

all the ranks

why was the motorcycle so exhausted???
because it was two tired!!!!

 

IGN: TheSilverTide
Any rank would be great :D

Three dogs meet: American, Polish and Soviet. American: Do you also have to bark long to get meat? Polish: What is meat? Soviet: What is bark?

 

IGN: vbn5203_789

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting 'arest'?

 

Ign Novalla

What do you call a bad roofer?
Fiddler on the roof

 

Pvpet, dad joke -You've got a crush in your calc class? Easy, just tell her you'd like to lie tangent to her curves :P.

p.s. I'm sorry ;-;, I'm a math nerd

 

Ign: Jorts
Want: Upgrade to Hero rank
She call me daddy I don’t even know her mama

 

IGN: TS_potato
any rank please

Im too young to know any dad jokes.

 

IGN: SkabbMenSnabb

Rank: Any but VIP xP

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:

“You know, one would have been enough.”

 

IGN: DeathMark21

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

 

-username of the account you want the rank for
Mitchell1711

-(optional) the specific rank you want
VIP+

-your best dad joke
How do you make holy water? Take some normal water and boil the hell out of it.

 

Ign: Fastload
Rank: idc
Today my son asked me: "Can you learn me how to be a swordman?" I replied saying:"Ask more respectfull than calling me man, a no i dont want to learn you how to be a sword

 

IGN: PL_ADI
RANK: Any I guess, but if you can, a larger one.

You wanted a dad joke?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He didn't cross it. He got hit while crossing.

 

Hi, ty for the Givewáway

VIP+ would be a cool Rank :)

My Joke: Me: Dad whats an Alcoholic?
Dad: Do u see the 4 Trees? An Alcoholic would see 8 Trees.
Me: But there are just 2 Trees Dad...
Dad:....

 

IGN: II_FLASH

Rank i wish 4: i'd really love Hero/VIP+ vip is hori

Life has prepared me for this dad moment.

What do u call a sad coffee?
A depresso.

lmao that was good
i just realized lmao means laughing my ass off and now my freaking ass is running in the hall ;-;

Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on" I thought, "I can't turn that down."

What kind of headaches do people named Miguel get? A Mig-raine

What do you call a funny hill?
Hillarious



for people who watched death note A world without L is just a word, and a world without Light would be hella dark

There are 3 important meals in the day, Breakfast, Breakslow and Breaknever

My dad used Vanish spell... It lasted for 5 years
Even though the spell only lasts for 5 seconds..
Credits to @Jirayut for this one i saw in the wynn discord.

I have a wife named Kelly, and if i don't do my chores, she'll Kell me

Do you know how a penguin builds its house?
Igloos it together.

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Nvm its tearable.
Those two are truly terrible tearable

And to finally top it off, i'll go with a classic

Hey I'm going to be giving away 1 Hero rank, 2 VIP+ ranks, and 3 VIP ranks.
I'm dad.

See you next decade.

FYI. A lot of these were original Dad jokes and i'm proud of 'em.

 

-RealCosmokey

-any will do i have to at least try :p

-Hungry im dad! hi dad im hungry

 

IGN : cocopad
Rank : Any would work
There's a mustache under the bed.
It's his secret stache.

 

AttractiveMan

Your momma is so fat that the fatty your mom

 

ign: prdsdef__
rank: vip
what does the bubble say when he's in a state of shock, unbelibubble