New Here

Howdy folks!

New-ish to this game. I've known about the server for a few years, but I just jumped in recently. In any case, it's pretty great. Apart from that, I'm a french so I'm pretty happy about those new european servers :p
Anyways, nice to be here, see ya in game.

 

Hey, may I interest you in Lasagnology?

 

Hell ye, lasagnas are dope

 

Eyy m'oin, perhaps you'd be interested in becoming a corkian general or pirate later eh?
Welcome lad, have a nice time in 'ere

 

What is Lasagnology?

What is it? To boil it down, Lasagnology is the belief that Lasagna is the essence of all life and is the only food that you should consume. We do indeed have a deity, it is pretty obvious who it is. That's right, Quetzalcoatl the lasagna devourer. We do have a sacred book, the Liber Coquina is the utmost sacred piece of literature in the history of language. It is separated by chapters those being; Lasagus, Spagouto, Libergna, MacNChesse, Angasal and many more. Here is an example of a passage in the chapter of MacNChesse.

"MacNChesse is good"

Wow, I almost cried reading that one- anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, join Lasagnology for inspiration. When you feel like giving up think of lasagna. When you are thinking of harming yourself think of lasagna. That shit is go-- that stuff is good! ARE YOU PROUD OF BEING AN AMERICAN? That is because of lasagna.

Why join Lasagnology?

Like I said when you are in a dark place. Think about how much Quetzalcoatl will miss you. He is a loving God, that is for sure. You may eat lasagna on the plenty! Liber Coquina has some deep passages such as Lasagus 8:14;

"Thou will eat layered pasta by the plenty, till the sun rises and sets in the same direction. Which means you shalt never stop eating lasagna. Those who try to usurp the lasagna way shall be put to lasagna boarding"

Love it or hate it, that shits facts. Sorry for my vulgar language. We sacrifice incels every Iftar-- OH YEAH! I haven't mentioned about our holidays. Well, these are a few of our holidays;

Iftar- Day of the Lasa.

Raftoum- Night of the spaghetia

Kombucha- Basically, thanksgiving.

Clambaki- Christmas of Lasa

We have many more but, these are the important ones. If these things do not convince you, then you're psychotic for real.

Contacts:

876-420-6969
[email protected]
YUR M0M (hahahhaha I am so funny)

 

Lasagna is good