Amateur Surgeon Quadarlogy

I AM MISTER GIBLETS

If you've never heard or played an Amateur Surgeon game, then you're missing out!
They are enjoyable, funny, and at times BULLSHIT games that are like those weird surgery games on the app store that are creepy as fuck.
One different, those are bad, this is good.

May as well give the stories of each game!

Amateur Surgeon 1:
You play as Alan Probe, A wannabe surgeon whos currently a pizza boy. Also, he's a moron. One day, you slam into Dr. Ingacious Bleed, A disgraced surgeon for a reason you find out late through the game.
Its old, from 2009 in fact, with crappy flash graphic, but still pretty fun!
Here's the link: http://www.notdoppler.com/amateursurgeon.php
(sadly its only act I, the adult swim link leads to a 404 error web page)
Also, there's a CREESMAA edition: http://www.notdoppler.com/amateursurgeon-christmasedition.php

Amateur Surgeon 2:
Its been 51 years since the events of AS1, Alan Probe is in forced retirement, his wife and 2 kids have left him, and Dr. Bleed is dead. But, a suited man comes in, telling Alan that he must practice surgery again to help a mystery client.
Its still old, 2010, slightly updated graphics, still crappy, but still fun!
Here's the link: http://www.notdoppler.com/amateursurgeon2.php

Amateur Surgeon 3: Tag-Team Trauma
ALRIGHT THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS GOOD (and bad, but I'll get into that later)
You play as Ophelia Payne, A new student to Alan Probe. You must practice your amateur surgeon skills and help people in great, how-the-fuck-are-you-alive, pain. Also you stop someone who tries to poison the entire world but lets not get into that.
Released in 2013, the game has had MASSIVE improvements, mainly in graphics, but also a new mechanic called tag partners. Each partner has a different ability, some heal the patent's heartrate, some remove certain injures, such as fire or pull-outs, and some literally BRING THE PATENT BACK TO LIFE AFTER THEY'VE DIED! But all this comes at a price my friends, and that price.. is real money.
Did I forget to mention it was released on mobile?
IN APP PURCHASES BABY! DOESNT EVERYONE LOVE IN APP PURCHASES?! There two currencies, coins, and diamonds. also you can purchase partners and shit.
If you wanna play this game, well, YOU CANT ANYMORE!
Adult Swim removed it from the app store, why? NO FUCKING CLUE!
All I have is a link of someone else playing the game: Youtube

Well, last but not least...
Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-generations
You play as a clone of Dr. Bleed, going through the memories or Alan Probe to bring back life to the dying art of amateur surgery. The rest? no clue, haven't finished the game yet, also don't wanna spoil anything.
This is the biggest game yet, as it has almost EVERY SINGLE AMATEUR SURGEON LEVEL EVER MADE SLAPED IN, REMASTER, AND WITH AMAZING MUSIC. Also the original levels are ok too
You can get this on mobile, just search Amateur Surgeon and you'll find it.

Well, that's all I have say and I'm sick of typing this so...

Ta-Ta & Fairwell

 

TBH sounds alright