If Major Ids Were Based On Item Lore

Hello, epic gamers!

As we all know, Major IDs are a thing coming with 1.19. And although I have access to Hero Beta, let's just say I'm not particularly satisfied with one thing.

Most don't follow item lore, and instead do their own, actually useful thing.


I decided to take some items and see what the Major IDs would ACTUALLY be like... if they were based on item lore. Reality ensues. Enjoy









More to come soon tm

blame marjor and xavier for this being on forums

 

Wavedash: If you do an absurdly precise series of inputs you'll dash forward slightly in a way that's technically faster than walking but really you're only doing it to show off.

 

Singularity: You become taller the longer you equip this weapon. Eventually, you will spaghettify (real term) and die
Stratiformis: Equip this weapon to enable wind currents. You will be forced to move with the wind currents, but at least you get +70% walkspeed
Warchief: The saltier you get, the more damage you do
Spring: Turn enemies into ice
Nirvana: You become high
Thrundacrack: Allows you to /smite
Cataclysm: Allows you to create portals to other dimensions whenever you want
Collapse: Works like a multitool, as you can mine with it
Divzer: Your arrows disappear on hit. Wait, don't all bows already have this feature?
Grimtrap: You are constantly losing health

 

Spaghettifying is almost as cool as nuclear pasta

 

instead shooting arrow/bolts, it FIRIN' DAH LASER!!!!!

Fatal: you can smite the lightning, but you can't set where lightning strikes.
boreal: you become immune at water dmg but you melt on fire.... wait its CUC boots ID but on water and fire!
Wybel weapon: Y0u1^ (h@7 15 @u70rn@71(@11y (@ng31) @5 1337 5p3@k.
(your chat is automatically changed as leet speak.)

 

*waveshines angrily*

 

Holy Greaves: adds the wearer to the Bovine pantheon
Little Inferno: makes the wearer play a different indie game
Fatal: the wearer dies lol

 

It is in fact time for a few more! And by a few, i mean 8!