The Return Of Wynntheory

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and all those in between to WynnTheory, a show where we delve into the deepest mysteries of the Wynncraft world.
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This week on Wynntheory, the mysterious Bovian worshippers. A reoccurring religious group in the world of Wynncraft, some even hitting the point of religious extremist. They have been known to worship cows, dress up as cows, and even go as far as to steal cows! (See Tunnel Trouble - Stage 5) We have seen this cow worshipping cul- I-I mean religion, many times throughout all of our playthroughs. But one question has avoided being asked for too long, just why do these Bovemists worship cows in the first place? Well, we here at WynnTheory have poured blood, sweat, and tears into this mystery for thousands of seconds, and we believe to have finally found the true answer.

The true reason cows are worshipped akin to gods in Wynncraft is:

Spoiler: THE MYSTERY SOLVED

Salted is the owner and he's generally depicted as a cow, duh.

Thank you, everyone, for tuning into another groundbreaking episode of WynnTheory, where we are dedicated to solving every mystery of the Wynncraft world, whether they need to be solved or not. I'll see you next week!

 

who leaked this top-secret info to you

 

Obviously Yahya, the REAL God of Wynncraft.

 

My sources asked to be kept anonymous

 

Fat chance that you're right, but I like the effort

 

no clearly salted is drale's brother and they both lead the cult

 

Okay jokes aside, who remembers the original Drale quest? And how the player straight up stole money from Drale and the farmer

 

I just got back to Wynn after a 3 year hiatus and honestly I was like wait...where's this quest (along with a couple others and a mushroom merchant)

 

I mean... maybe

possibly

probably?

 

Ah, nice, a mock of "The Game Theorists" inaccuracy and obviousness, but seriously MatPat, stop theorizing Minecraft lore, you're giving me brain damage.

 

This was actually a parody of the old Wynntheory, which was a series that seriously looked into the mysteries of Wynncraft, based off of MatPat's series.

 

I mean I never heard of Wynntheory but the title LITERALLY SAYS it's a return, so I guess it is.