Shitposting-101

Why hello there fellow forumer-er!
Have you ever wanted to make a conversation about a topic, but don't know how?
Well, guess what!
You're in the wrong thread, leave now.

But, are you just lazy and wanna make a useless thread and waste somebody's precious, unregainable time?
WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

WELCOME TO SHITPOSTING-101!
(shitposting 102, 103, and masterclass to come shortly, if I feel like it)

Part Uno: The Basis Of A Shitpost
If you wanna make a shitpost, you gotta know what the fuck it is, and what it means.
So... *ahem*
shitposting
[ˈSHitˌpōstiNG]
NOUN
vulgar slang

1. the activity of posting deliberately provocative or off-topic comments on social media, typically in order to upset others or distract from the main conversation.
   "they post anonymously because that's how they get away with shitposting"

If you can't understand that, then I'll say it in a way you can understand:
it should waste time and not be funny
If you already understood that, then let's continue on to...

Part Green Spanish Bird: Traits Of A Shitpost
Now that you understand what a shitpost is, lets talk about the common traits that appear in a shitpost...
Such as:
Having an enticing title
Having no effort put in
Being short
Haveing 2 or more mispelt words
Attempting to make a joke and falling flatter than "Gooby" in the box office
Having 3 people saying its a shitpost and a comment from a mod saying their locking it
A sad, un-leaving presence that the poster actually semi-tried to make a joke
Being buttfucking useless

Now that you understand the common traits of a shitpost, its time for the last part of our class...

Part The Amazon Rainforest Is Still On Fire: Making Your Shitpost
Let us finish this class with some homework...

Leave your attempt at a shitpost in the comments and next weekend, I shall give out gradings and begin shitposting-102

Why did I make this you ask?
No clue, probably need to get back on my internet meds

Hope this was somewhat entertaining to read
Ta-Ta & Farewell

 

grade this trash

 

Snails.

Snails snails snials snials snail snail snail snail snai lsnali.

Snails.


-Me, attempting to shitpost

 

@TrueThaumaturge

 

Bumping for the sake of it

Also to remind you all to summit your assignments if you haven't already...

 

Bumping because not everyone has summited their assignments
Must I remind you you'll get an F if you don't?

 

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Isn't getting an F in shitposting the ultimate shitpost?

 

We'll save that for masterclass

 

if you grade your shitposting on how objectively degenerate you can get yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

 

you tried too hard, a real shitpost is 0 effort garbage. using fonts, capital letters, and coherent sentences killed your shitpost value. 64.7% grade, needs more degeneracy and less 'lolrandom'