Can We Talk About Bovemy For A Second?

OK.
Lot's of NPC's talk about this.
But can someone explain exactly what bovemy is.

I know it's a religion, i know the GM guy with the cow profile pic is obviously the one who came up with it, but really. I AM SO CONFUSED.

 

Congrats. You just explained what it is.

 

Bovemism is basically Wynn's fictional religion, where people worship the Bovine, who is likely a reference to Salted. It doesn't really have a huge role in the lore and is probably just there for immersion of NPCs having something to worship.

 

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I always thought of Drale as not really a Bovemist but just someone who's obsessed with cows in general.

 

It's Christianity with cow puns

 

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You can't just say that and not tell us who came up with it

 

This is why I say "For the love of Grian"
He is my god

 

Ok. Ok. If salted didn’t come up with bovemy who did. And did someone say cow puns.
Also come on salted don’t leave me hangin’

Yes two more things

Drale is good, but not really a bovemist. Just a psychopath cow guy
and Grian is good but probably not a bovemist either.
Is Grian a bovemist though?
Is grian a god.
Is salted a god.
What is the meaning of life?
Does any of this make sense.
No.
No it doesn’t

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Also fun fact the seaskipper captain is a bovemist.

That was more than 2 things

 

and peta didn’t pay you to make hunger of gerts yes