Any Profession Objectively Terrible Crafted Items

So I was messing around on the WynnData crafter, seeing what terrible creations I could make, and I made a lovely potion with six Ancient Hearts, giving me an hour-long potion of -48% to -36% Spell Damage, and -36% to -24% Melee Damage.

As far as terrible items go, that one's probably a little boring, but since i'm still a noob at crafting, i'd love to see some other terrible, horrible, no good, very bad crafted items from more talented artists.

I'm sure just about every single profession has them- the Obelisk Core is pretty interesting for this, with it's ability to make some lovely retina-searing creations, and so, for no reason other than i'm bored, i'd love to see some fellow players' "Objectively Terrible Crafted Items."

 

I crafted a lvl 29 helmet with all 3 star materials with+ 59% thunder damage but the only downside it had and I found it out after I crafted it because I am really stupid... I needed 72 dexterety skillpoints and because I was only lvl 31 I didnt even have 72 skillpoints... I sold it to an item buyer... here you can see what I did https://wynndata.tk/cr/702465091

 

Remember: items can’t be objectively horrible if they’re scrolls.

 

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And here's a few more:

The best thing is that even though they only have one durability, when it breaks, the negative attributes are still preserved at 100%, so you can keep these objectively terrible items at 0 Durability forever!

 

That scroll is great! Infinite trolling!