War Mob Psa (super Serious)

WARNING: Some images may be disturbing to younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.


A small cluster of various mobs stand together, aware of their imminent and gory death upon the violent impact of an indifferent Meteor Spell.


The aftermath of an Uppercut spell, carelessly scattering dead mobs across the burning sands. How will the soldiers' families react to this massacre?

Ladies and gentlemen of Wynncraft, I can no longer remain silent about an atrocity introduced by the cruel administration of this game and perpetuated by the even crueler guild leaders. These selfish guilds rely on the underpaid and degrading labor of helpless war mobs with no legal representation on this server. Let’s analyze the abysmal wages of these skilled laborers. Guilds can hire 10 mercenaries for 15 emeralds. This 15 emerald wage does not cover the necessary living expenses of these laborers. For example, the cheapest transportation option, a Brown Horse, costs at least 24 emerald blocks, way above the measly earnings of an individual mob. Medicinal expenses additionally strain the pitiful income of these mobs, since extensive health care via the usage of high level potions cost nearly an entire emerald block per potion. It is unreasonable to expect these mobs to afford Wynncraft’s high cost of living.

Furthermore, the morality rate of an individual mob surmounts to around 100% according to a recent war study conducted by Titans Valor. Participation in these wars equates to certain death for these unfortunate fighters whose families will inevitably lose their precious loved ones. Think of Baby Barbarian at home, fatherless and vulnerable due to the atrocity of underpaid and lethal combat. Those with even a shred of humanity will oppose the horrible sin of conscription against someone’s will. Yet these same people will openly engage in conscription when they force thousands of mobs to defend guilds whose policies they may not support. These players tear pleading soldiers away from their families in order to fight unprepared in the harshest conditions, such as the arid deserts, the chilling tundras, the perilous canyons, and the hazardous dark forests.

Due to these evident atrocities against mobkind, I am organizing a War Mob Labor Union for the well being of these neglected individuals. Those who are willing to eliminate the truly terrible warring conditions these mobs must endure alone, join me so that we can provide rights and liberties to these discriminated soldiers. Together, we will petition for higher wages, the outlawing of conscription, and the improvement of working conditions for all soldiers. In addition, we will provide more benefits to the families of noble mobs such as insurance in the event that a mob falls in battle. Do not allow the wicked leaders to continue their atrocities against mobkind. With me, DEMAND for the fair and ethical treatment of all warring mobs. For further information, call 1-800-420-1337 or visit warmobsarepeopletoo.com.

 

the only thing disturbing out this PSA is the fact the images are camera quality and not screenshots

 

Screenshots are for casuals

 

This is funny, nice job!

 

Thank you Salted for supporting this message and thank you @Leonhart_Arkada for bringing this to our attention

 

Disturbing for younger audiences? These images are disturbing for all audiences, learn to take a screenshot my eyes are bleeding

 

what uppercut. All I see is a Bash spell

 

Noooo I am getting bullied for the images whyyyyy

 

yeah i agree, delete wars

 

Causing global warming, causing marine life itself to go extinct, burning all the fossil fuels, and causing world wide famine is a joke.
This is the shit that truly matters.

 

f2 not found

 

and Mexico will pay for it

 

15 emeralds, if we assume that each emerald is .5 meters long (1.5 feet long), would be well into 30,000 dollars IRL.

They’re actually getting paid very well. They just use portals to transition from the real world to Wynncraft to fight against one dude who is destined to defeat the god of darkness in the middle of the ocean. In Wynn; 15 emeralds is a dirt cheap pay rate. IRL; you’ve struck it rich.

 

Mortality*

 

Fuck them soldiers

 

I’ll pass

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nice thread, but make a website with the url in the end