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Moving A Cinfras Villager To Detlas (cops Called)

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    It was a normal evening on Wynncraft. The grooks were chirping and the Wybels were flopping (like how do they even move?) as usual.

    But all of a sudden, one legendary player desired a break from normal Wynn (if Wynn is normal at all). This legendary player, Sternabus the Mighty Warrior, decided to pull a Wayne Brady and offered an overjoyed Cinfras citizen a once in a lifetime trip to Detlas, where he could enjoy an assortment of luxuries such as sketchy trade deals, hArDcOrE gamers dueling in the streets, and psychologically disturbed players discussing the tender and savory taste of Wybel flesh.

    The perilous and lengthy journey began when Sternabus warscreamed like a 10 year old Fortnite player dying to a “hacker.” This powerful spell transported the helpless villager through the Light Forest and towards Llevigar. At this point I realized that Sternabus wasn’t messing around. With the haste of a Speed 3 Mineman (pls delete you’re account if you don’t play archer), I sprinted all the way to Llevigar to intercept Sternabus like a football player catching a frisbee to deny a hole in one.

    Before Sternabus could continue his journey, I pulled out my phone to take a hIgH qUaLiTy photo of him and the villager outside of the Llevigar gates. Warning: high quality.

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    After kindly asking the villager about his buoyancy, Sternabus pushed him into the ocean and taught him how to swim. The villager got an excellent workout, losing 60 pounds and feeling like a 30 year old supermodel.

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    Next, we passed the Corkus Province, arguably the worst province in the entire game don't @ me. Nothing eventful occurred, just took forever to navigate around.

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    In an even higher quality picture, you can see a pirate ship belonging to the Pirate Town. While Sternabus insisted upon moving as fast as we could, I insisted upon taking some lovely pictures to document the villager's wondrous journey across the beautiful ocean. Unfortunately, some scrub decided to photobomb and I was too lazy to edit.

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    If you've been blinded by the picture quality (F2 is for casuals, only real pros take pictures of their monitors with IPhones) the villager is the rectangular shadow above my mana bar. Zhight Island was nice, but we had no time to stop. It's like what Mario says, "Gotta go fast!"

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    Land Ho!
    this vacation was sponsored by HP

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    Almost Light Realm, Detlas West Plains...
    join ANO and you may receive the opportunity to be moved from Cinfras to Detlas like this satisfied customer

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    WE DID IT GAMERS! WE STORMED DETLAS 51 WITH A CINFRAS VILLAGER (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    Due to the combination of Sternabus' moving and my awful (or professional) photo taking, we managed to escort/kidnap this Cinfras villager from his hometown so that he could enjoy Detlas' aforementioned amazing features. The ocean journey was worth it, fr*ck the Levtus Airbase.

    Tune in for our next adventure, where we move a villager from Ahmsord to Ragni.



     
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    Question 1: are you a Villager?
    Question 2: are you good at swimming?

    If so, at Titans Valor Gym, we’ll turn your broken motor into SWOLE motor in 63 Wynncraft days guaranteed
     
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    DO I SPOT THE LEGENDARY POWERPOINT?
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    Legend tells that this legendary artifact had been sealed away for ages!
    What fortune may it be to found it in the hands of a mongrel such as you!
    kill me please
     
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    Being warscreamed is much more pleasant than being arrow stormed. I know from real life experience.
     
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