Name That Job!

So I saw this a while ago and I figured this would fit well with this.
Explain what you do for a living ( or pick a random job) and explain to an imaginary five-year old. Don't say what job it is and let others guess.
Ex. I help make doggies and kitties feel good when they are sick

 

Vet?

Read things that don't matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don't matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated.
(Not really a job, but an occupation.)

 

Student

I clean stuff at a school.

 

Janitor

I record myself with a camera then post the videos to my audience on a certain website.

 

Gamer



Definitely a gamer


I eat food and then tell people if I like it.

 

Food critic.

Wait are we allowed to come up with any job description?

 

Sure

 

In charge of the team. The first one on the battlefield and the last one to leave.