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I'll start building a sentry.

 

I put him in a Photoshop file (well, as much as I can fit), delete the file, then empty my trash

 

I call in an airstrike, which'll empty copious amounts of liquid nitrogen on the slimy abomination.

 

Use the gamblers charm on the biss

 

I run around the Slime King shouting "Die! Die!" until I get tired

 

*9 MIL damage*

 

I eneact the 1st and the 7th law of the supreme slime court from the codex of sludge
1st law of the codex of sludge
''All semiliquids are equal even if they have different political status''

7th law from the codex of sludge
''No sentient semiliquid shall harm eachother or make any interventions to another semiliquid in the name of personal gain, entertainment or territory. This law applies to all semiliquids no matter their political status. Any Semiliquid that breakes this law will be considered a traitor to the court and a heretic to the Goddess Edona. Breaking this law earns the hatred of the biggest surviving semiliquid clans (the Slime clan and the Ooze clan) as well as the wrath of the Goddess Edona. The punishment for braking this law is decided by the Goddess and enacted by her. Any Semiliquids defending a against a heretic are not affected by this law''

 

I read Twilight to the slime

 

I'd like to up the bet.
Double or nothing! >:T

 

I let my Pikachu to do a suprised face on The slime king

 

BUILDIN' A SENTRY!
In 2 Attack Turns, your Sentry will deal 80 damage!

Brutal! You can't fit the whole Slime King in the file, but you manage to delete a portion of it for 100 damage!

The liquid nitrogen has frozen the Slime King! The next damage-dealing attack has a 50/50 chance of bouncing off the ice for half damage, or shattering it for double damage!

Is gambling ever a good idea? The Slime King heals 100 HP (effectively negating Mac n Cheese Man's attack)!

9 million damage The Slime King gets dizzy watching you run around. The next damage-dealing attack will deal 1.5x damage!

It seems as though the Slime King is already aware of these laws and refuses to do anything to you.

The Slime King doesn't know what Twilight is and eats the book. Apparently, Slimes can get paper cuts! 10 damage!

The Gambler's Charm has already been used!

The Slime King doesn't understand why this creature is making this face at it. It eats the Pikachu in frustration.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 10
NOTES: Wow. Maybe actual attacks will help? By the way, you can attack and use items in the same turn.

 

Gud to know.
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I'd like to flashfreeze the slime and shatter it

 

Activate the Trident Stone then smash the slime with my greatsword

 

I hose down the slime with water.

 

I start building a dispenser.

 

Since attacking the slime king would make me a heretic i go back to my hometown for that one thing i was keeping in my basment

 

A loli?
The bible?

 

I would like to look for cool stuff that I can use against this thing in a cave (or forest if no cave is nearby)

 

Anyway, I throw my Harp- no, my Sharpened Harpoon at the Slime Kings eyes, if he has them.

 

The Slime King is already frozen. All you did was double-freeze it. Miraculously, however, both layers shatter, dealing double-double damage for 160!

The sword slices through the gel, dealing 60 damage! The Trident Stone's treatment of your sword causes it to put the Skime King to sleep! The next damage-dealing attack will deal 2x damage!

As the King is asleep, you're able to hit a weak point to wash off a lot of slime for 40 damage!

In 2 Attack Turns, the dispenser will power up the first attack, making it deal 2x damage!

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Exploring a nearby cave, you find a small crack in the wall. You tap the wall to discover it's hollow, and break your way through. On the other side is a wooden box containing a deck of tarot cards.
Tarot Deck - When used:
If the boss has a time-limited Ability, displays the number of Attack Turns before the boss uses its Ability.
If the boss has a random chance Ability, displays the exact chance of the Ability occurring.

You spot a set of three black dots floating near the top of the Slime King's body. Those must be the eyes. You take aim, throw the harpoon, and nail one of the dots! The King roars in pain as it takes 60 damage! Unfortunately, the harpoon is now lost in the slime.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 260
ITEM ACQUIRED: TAROT DECK
NOTES: Tsubaki could have dealt 10 damage if my coin flips turned up tails.