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Sad Story About A Chicken And His Love For Ice.

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by FrostReaper, Apr 9, 2019.

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    FrostReaper The Unknown HERO

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    So, I randomly found this story on the internet so I thought I'd share it.
    This is a very sad story.

    I had a pet chicken once (unimaginatively named “chikki”) who loved eating ice. Raw onions and ice were his favourite foods. Every night, my dad would pour himself a drink and as soon as the “creak” sound came from the ice tray (when you twist the ice tray around to get the ice cubes out), chiiki would run, madly flapping his wings trying to get my dad to give him a sliver or six, of ice.
    He was still too young to fly. One night, my dad poured his drink, and just as soon as he’d put ice in it, someone came to the door to see him. Chikki was flapping around madly waiting for my dad to give him ice. When he got tired waiting, up he flew to the dining table (his first flight ever) and knocked over the glass of whiskey, trying to get to the ice. The glass fell to the floor and shattered.
    We all ran to stop him but he swallowed a small sliver of glass, mistaking it for ice.

    It took him 3, horrible, painful days to die.

    Humans are not chickens. But don’t eat glass. It cannot be too healthy

    The moral of this story is, do not eat glass, even if you are a chicken called chikki.
     
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    Dream Hero of the lost atoll Trial-Mod CHAMPION

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    Wynnooblet Slayer of Useless Threads VIP+

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    Seems like he liked ice with whiskey on it
     
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    nicejc123 Archer Who Can't Lootrun VIP

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    No, I'm not crying. I'm just sweating from my eyes.
     
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    Prismary Well-Known Adventurer

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    this is so sad, wynncraft, redesign ragni
     
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